love that i had been peacefully living my life for 21 beautiful years, blissfully unaware of our malevolent Liver God, and now I've watched two entire youtube videos about him in the span of one morning. thank you for these accursed nuggets
Sorry... if he is 'ancestor living' why does he live in a giant mansion with saunas in every fucking room, and then he sleeps on wooden palettes... logic here is flawed
tbh if he's not eating primarily roots, nuts, berries, and other stuff gathered/cultivated by his wife and the other women and/or children and possibly disabled people in his community; living in a tribe where they raise each other's kids mostly in common and share most things (possibly with a loosely matriarchal power structure); living a life of seasonal, sustainable migration patterns following their game's migration; and shitting on the ground, behind a bush or something, then he's not really *ancestor living* in all seriousness, it's the same old issues you get with stuff like the Paleo diet; you can't aim to live like a caveman/prehistoric or "primitive" human in one aspect of your life, but not take into account how other factors in your life differ from the conditions early humans lived in, if you want to replicate the physical and mental state of early humans (which you probably wouldn't *want* to do anyway - modern medicine and modern shelter are pretty great - but yeah).
Things that stress me out the most about him: HIS VEINS, his skin looks too red (like a sunburn), he is out of breath often, his stomach looks like it’s very bloated, the house is huge but in kind of a hotel way, it doesn’t look homely… well i guess i could go on even
@@eggbu77 the two beds! It looked exactly like a hotel, like why would a kids room have two beds if his brother has his own room? Also it didn’t look like a kids, it looked completely impersonal just like a hotel. It was so odd, like maybe that isn’t actually their house, maybe it was a rental or Airbnb
@@venomg5799 I would say that 99% of the population would not be able to look like he does naturally. That's another way you can identify a steroid user. As a rule of thumb, anything past 220lbs of muscle with low body fat is unattainable for most men. Almost every shredded actor is on steroids.
I saw a post joking about that. It was highlight how the whole "ancestors would be ashamed in modern people" is both depressing and unrealistic. They'd want their ancestors to thrive and have a better life than them.
@@TheeEnglishKnight ye my ancestors shtetls across eastern europe and survived progroms that culminated in the holocaust so I like to think that they're glad I'm somewhere I can be safe and have friends that are Jewish and not Jewish. Also unrelated but I love your username lol
I’m just so completely distressed by how he is constantly out of breath. What good is strength to drag weights up and down the driveway when you are out of breath walking down the hallway?
My guess is that he's malnourished from lack of vitamins and minerals that you get from food other than meat and his body is constantly under stress...
My guess is that his cardiovascular system is fucking dying from the fat in the food he's eating, either the dehydration (cause he looks like he doesn't drink water) or high blood pressure from the fucking sodium in his food, and not actually balancing his workout to include cardio. Dude just can't pump blood to his brain anymore
Some fitness instructors on Danny's video said it could be steroids weakening his cardiovascular system, along with his crazy diet and exercise routines
liver king confuses me so much bc which ancestors is he trying to emulate? the reality of humanity pre-agricultural revolution is that most of them did like, nothing. they'd hunt for 4-ish hours, then go home & make more humans. so if he's trying to copy some ancient hunter-gatherer lifestyle he's doing it 100% wrong lmao.
It's funny that there has been evidence for how our ancestors handled oral health. Like chewing on leaves and sticks was something we did because teeth care is vital and preventative to worse issues.
Same, but like in this economy I'll take any opportunity to put my anthro degree to use. Even if it is just to laugh at some rich dude named Brian, who shits once a year.
@@mihna123 we do live in desperate times, totally agree that we gotta find the humour in the world where we can, thanks for helping me see the bright side in all this nonsense lol
i honestly wish i could explain to you the noise i just made when i had to perceive with my eyes that fully grown man chomping on that pine cone so delicately… there’s no way that gargantuan man is consuming pine cones in his free time like a naughty golden retriever on a walk ????
Oh hot dang do I have some things to say as the archaeologist I am. First of, we have not lived for millions of years lol. Second: that much liver is straight up dangerous. Third: eating that much meat is an extremely modern thing. Meat was a luxury before, you ate it like once a week. Fourth: cavities have existed for as long as humans have lived. Use your toothbrush, floss and sleep on a bed. (And one extra fact, we did have mattresses before too. They were made with straw)
I'm so glad you made this comment so I don't have to lol. Historian here, and yeah, people in the past were way smarter than this guy (and didn't purposely make their own life harder). The dentist thing is so bizarre too, dentistry is one of the oldest forms of medicine?! Where is he getting any of this?
@@QueenBuffe this guy must be stuck in some reddit echochamber of likeminded idiots or something. I once posted about my asthma worsening on a reddit asthma forum, and I got a comment from a dude claiming it was because I didn't eat enough meat and too much vegetables and fruit? And then he linked me to a pseudoscience youtube video claiming the ancient Egyptians knew this or something? I can only imagine those are the kind of circles this man runs in
@@drunkhyena I don’t even know how someone can come to those conclusions. Does people really think that meat is some miracle medicine? It’s food, it gives you some nutrients. It doesn’t cure asthma lol
@@QueenBuffe the sheer alpha vibes coming from the bulls you're eating will heal your chronic diseases!.. somehow I guess people believe what they want to believe, regardless of proof and science :(
The Ancestral Tennets: 1- Sleeping is good for you 2- Eating food is good for you 3- Excercise is good for you 4- Junk food is bad for you 5- Touching grass is good for you 6- Being cold is good for you 7- Brushing your teeth is bad for you 8- Punching people is good for you 9- Having friends is good for you Damn, this guy is a genius
Guy ABSOLUTELY has scurvy. Show me your gums, liver king. I think he just doesn't recognize the symptoms because they're things like muscle pain, general fatige, and gum & tooth pain. He works out /fucking constantly/, eats like 25 burger patties and 4 different types of red meat for every meal, and his dentist is the SUN. Someone please get this guy (or at least his CHILDREN) a single orange. I'd bet they've never gotten a drop of vitamin c in their entire existence.
Did you see how miserable his kids looked? I grew up with an overbearing father and... I _know_ that look. I know that way they looked at their dad and started doing push ups again, because they know exactly what will happen if they _dare_ stop before he said to stop. I feel so bad for those kids, I can't imagine what it's like. I know how much it sucked for me... and my dad wasn't even a king! He was just a regular liver guy! now tell me, what is this Nordic Pancake you speak of? How would I make, find, or purchase one of these fluffy foreign forbidden fruits (sorry, a witch gave me a curse that forces me to alliterate)?
It feels like this dude would tell me ( a disabled wheelchair user) that if I ate better, then I could walk again. Or he'd tell me that my ancestors would have let me die for being weak
If it makes you feel any better, our ancestors probably wouldn’t have let you die. There is tons of proof of humans with disabilities being taken care of by others throughout history :)
Actually I would think all that meat makes his poop rock solid from all the protein. He's probably majorly constipated, but at Christmas he eats fiber-rich pinescones and flushes out a year's-worth of shit
It's really the other way around... This guy has never touched fiber his whole life. He may as well be wearing a diaper, since his shids are definitely just a hot stream of fat and dead animal.
As a poor person who's currently stuck on a camping mattress from my parents house and a dumpster dive frame, if this dude wandered into my shitty house and told me shit about "my ancestors" I'd spray him with the wasp spray I have to keep on hand. This "going back to our roots" is such a nonsense, classist fad. You think ANYONE in wartorn Africa wouldn't kill for a bed and safe drinking water? Or for a parent who wasn't weird and out of breath all the time? I once slept in a winter coat in -20 degree weather because we were squatting in our own home. You think the Liver King would say that was an effective use of cold? Also: as someone who took a few classes in college: he does realize humanity wasn't a monolith, right? That the hunter-gather mentality was common... until agriculture made it so you could delegate certain tasks and have a more communal and permantment settlement. He understands that the invention of fortified rice, enriched breads, and canned foods like... saved millions, if not billions, of people? Our ancestors would just be disappointed in him, in my opinion. Like having an ancestor who died of polio and still being antivax, it's just ignorance... and someone needs to make sure his kids get the proper therapy when their dad's body fails and he pops like Alex Jones talking about gay frogs.
As a historian, you're right! Also hunter-gatherers ate like, so many plants. Thats the gatherer part. This man's ideas have nothing to do with history or archeology, he has some warped idea of what it means to be a 'real' human and has cherrypicked vague and mostly debunked theories to base his life on. Like how the cold is good for you, or that hunter-gatherers ate raw meat. I'm just worried about those kids tbh - if they're growing up eating no vegetables and not brushing their teeth they're in for a harsh life, health wise. Btw I'm sorry about your circumstances, I hope this year will be better!
it’s also stupid for him to say as someone who is clearly very wealthy, privileged and unaware. he also goes ballistic with the camera, internet, editing, social media accounts… yeah that’s so ancestral
@@golovastik.mp3 absolutely! Everything about his lifestyle is only attainable for very wealthy people, that diet alone is fucking expensive let alone having the time to workout for hours a day and the dumbass supplements
They don't want any phones or "EMFs" in their home, but there is a lot of wiring in their home to get their lights, the heating, sauna (in their bathroom and their closet), and, among other things not shown, their computers working. He has a suppressed M4 platform rifle with a rifle light and a Holosun sight. He eats, and makes his family eat, raw beef fairly consistently. All because "ancestral living". Because our ancestors really liked going "hunting" with semi-auto rifles; eating the ground meat and bone marrow from their hunt raw and/or cooked with cheese with pine cones, bacon strips, and avocado; and drag steel plates around their mansion grounds to end up at their home gyms. Him and his wife (holistic dentist, btw), 100% subscribe to this nonsense. Their kids don't have a choice.
He never said he gave up modern life. He’s saying he’s cutting out bad things about it. And bringing in the concepts of “ancestral living” that he believes were beneficial that ppl don’t get today. Not literally. Why is that so hard to grasp? You assume how that house is constructed, and can’t imagine that they modified things in order to MINIMIZE exposure, I would bet if you asked they’d tell you. But I’m going to assume they have. Based on all the other efforts they have put into their house and life. I agree the kids should not have to eat that way 1000%.
Yeah that's what's so weird about this to me. For a guy who keeps talking about ancestral living he's sure using a lot of modern conveniences. Aren't guys like this supposed to want to live more like Ron Swanson or something?
@@nonyab5640 Well sure, but the whole EMF thing is total pseudoscience garbage to begin with. There's literally zero legitimacy to it. So I hope that contractor bit his tongue and made those "EMF shielding" changes because if he did I bet his family's Christmas must have been pretty dang sick this year :)
@@bigbearkat2010 The funniest part about the guys that idolize Ron Swanson is that they _STILL_ have no idea that the character is satirical and he's totally making fun of them. In reality, Nick Offerman is a goofy, kind-hearted, gentle, confident, non-alpha man (which ironically makes him kind of "alpha" in his own way. The mustache doesn't hurt either, I suppose!). (granted, Ron Swanson isn't _only_ played for satire. He is also a fleshed out character who grows as a person over the course of the show and becomes a human being that is [at least marginally] closer to resembling the person who plays the character) Edit: Kinda reminds me of all the conservatives that are somehow still unaware that Stephen Colbert's character on "The Colbert Report" was making fun of them. There's some guy out there with a Colbert Report poster in his basement who remembers that show fondly (because he genuinely thinks Colbert was unironically agreeing with him) and that will never not be the funniest thing of all time. Did they not realize that it was a comedy show? _On Comedy Central?_
The funniest part of that is people have been using charcoal to brush their teeth for thousands of years, but he just pretends like that never happened, I assume, as en excuse to continue to be nasty.
I love that he preaches some normal things like getting sun and maintaining social bonds, but also goes straight off the deep end instantly and thinks he doesn’t need to brush his teeth.
"Okay, if I want to go through with this ancestral living thing I have to get rid of the meaningless things in life" *looks between toothbrush and giant expensive jaccuzi*
why on earth are the kids rooms literal hotel rooms???!!!! also i cant imagine the embarrassment and frustration of having a dad like this as a teenager
This is because certain animals have incredibly high concentrations of certain nutrients in their livers. He's almost certainly eating cow liver. He'd have to eat about two entire cow livers (about 24 lb) to hit the LD50 for vitamin A, which is what you're likely talking about.
imho (and not to victim-blame the people who've died or gotten really sick from doing this) but the only idea worse than eating a diet of nothing but meat, is the idea of eating a diet of mostly/only *raw* meat
Yeah... Liver has a lot of easily accessible nutrients so it can be a pretty healthy part of your diet, but it's not the kind of food you should have in copious amounts or more often than one or two times a week, since it's really high in the kind of vitamin A that our bodies needs more time to metabolize than the kind of vit A you get from plant based food. Several of his recommendations contain health risks(like not brushing your teeth... This is not just something we do for fresh breath, keeping cavities and infections at bay is beneficial for your overall health, and bad dental health is tied to a myriad of other bullshit.) but they're more "slow cookers" since his followers would have to do these things for a long period of time before it starts affecting their health negatively. The liver thing is more acutely dangerous, if you OD on that shit you're going to the ER tonight.
I just can't believe it like how do you completely and utterly copy someone's video the topic the time length the sponsorship it's just all too coincidental
Dude, the ideia of this guy having a massage.... I remembered when I was a little kid and I'd walk over my father's back (he's naturally buff af and his work it's physically demanding on top of that) and no one had enough strength on the fingers to makes his muscles relax 🤣🤣🤣 I can only imagine what the person that massages liver king go through (for sure it's a workout in itself)
He looks like someone put a somewhat fit person into one of those vacuum seal bags and turned it on to the highest setting. His heavy breathing when he’s standing and doing nothing is worrying
it always cracks me up when dudes like this talk about how "this is how we were meant to eat from our primal days" as if they studied anthropology or cultural anthropology to say with authority on how people ate. Why is living like a caveman so ideal? Life expectancy increased significantly because we don't live like that anymore. Also, man, I feel sorry for his kids. They're for sure going to be those kids who binge at their friends house because their friend has oreos, gushers, ice cream, etc. all the things they can't have at home.
Quick question: does this guy really go to the store without a shirt on? Has anyone ever seen him go to the store? I just really need to know, cause it just seems so weird to me that he wouldn't wear a shirt to the store lol
I think he doesn’t wear shirts because he probably can’t fit into any without it being tight in one spot and lose in another. Then again, it seems like someone works for him to help record videos so they probably go out to run errands for him.
As someone who lived in a coastal town in so-cal I can confirm tons of ripped dudebros would go into stores in just board shorts and flip flops. It was weird af lol
@@lilithlaney1759 same, but for me they would just straight up be walking around town fresh out of the water without shirts on- a lot of the stores where I live actually had to adopt a rule where you couldn’t go into any of them if you were still wet-
@@Meow-y7r Yeah they had to do that too and also put up signs about no wetsuits since they'd come in with them still sopping wet. Like isn't that uncomfortable lol???
Credit where credit is due, the grocery bag thing and the pine cone thing were definitely jokes. The grocery bag one was actually kind of a self-effacing joke, but the pinecone joke was him literally making fun of the idea of eating a vegetable.
It was literally so childish to like, tf is wrong with eating some fucking spinach every once in a while? Dude acting like "EWW BROCCOLI!! IT'S GREEN!!"
@@andrewdunn8778 totally. Like I get the rejection of modern stressful lifestyle, my dream is to live on a cottage with a nice farm and garden and be more or less self sustaining, but also don't have to reject the good of modernity. Beds are nice, I like my bed and pillows and Blankets. Modern medicine is also really cool (even if it's way too expensive in America, which is stupid). Anti-modern-stress doesn't need to mean anti-vegetables, so I really don't get liver man
@@rexana_rexana "back to the land" people like this are fascists like 45% of the time. That "drink your own piss" guy that Kurtis/Danny/Drew talked about a few months ago was talking about blood and soil.
im fully convinced this man when he was younger grew his beard out and people said he looked like a caveman, instead of getting offended he thought it was cool and just made it his entire identity, lmfaooo
Seeing 1st son doing pushups was okay, it felt staged but okay, but with how loud echo is on his way to the second son as if he wouldnt hear his dad, seeing him do pushups too i laughed so hard i got a hole in my lung. Literally it exploded. And Jacobs reaction being almost the same as mine like a second later was a cherry on top.
@@seigeengine i think it's weird to just like scoop it out and not like, mix it into anything? like this guys just kinda eating it plain on some meat and potatoes, no seasoning no sauce
Its a funny coincidence that Jacob and Danny both thought of doing a vid about the Liver King BUT whats more hilarious is that they both posted on the SAME day!!!!!!
"Our early ancestors were regularly subjected to cold. It's like we're purpose-built for it". I guess there _are_ ancestors of modern humans who had to deal with the cold regularly, but definitely some more than others. And how far back in history is he thinking? Considering that humans initially evolved and spent a lot of time in sub-Saharan Africa, and that we have evolved qualities like having less fur and sweating more than most mammals... I don't think we are purpose-built for the cold. Polar bears are built for the cold, emperor penguins are built for the cold; we can't stay out in the places they live without coats or we DIE.
Good point. Some people today with ancestors close to the equator do have differences from people with ancestors close to the poles. (I forget what differences but definitely remember something about that.)
@@nonyab5640 I've read that too, I think it has something to do with fat storage? That ppl from closer to the poles stored more fat for longer, and their muscle structure was more dense? Doesn't mean they don't need heating or a coat, of course. Or vegetables lol
we're also built to heal from cuts and get better from colds, but that doesn't mean you should TRY to cut yourself and TRY to get sick all the time....
Alright so the mouth-sun thing is not true and I’m medical student, so let me explain. Dental Carries (cavities) are causes by the break down of enamel by bacteria. These bacteria (streptococcus mutans mostly, but there are other ones too) are natural inhabitants of our mouths and build up throughout the day/night and form plaque around themselves to keep them safe. These bacteria create acidic by-products through their metabolic processes and the acid is what eats away at your enamel. Vitamin D creates STRONGER enamel, however if you don’t brush/floss the bacteria away it won’t really protect you all that much because the plaque is there protecting them and holding the bacteria+acidic metabolites on your enamel. But who am I? Liver king knows all
I mean, I *guess* it could save you from chronic health problems like type 2 diabetes, dementia, Parkinson's, osteoporosis, arthritis, cardiovascular disease, hypertension, weight gain/obesity, and other stuff that's correlated with *aging* Probably won't get too many old-age-related diseases if you die in your 20s-30s? Maybe?
@@xaga8794 Drivel. From prehistory on, life expectancies were generally 60-70... excluding infant and child mortality. That is, if you made it past early childhood, you were probably going to live to be pretty old. You see this in anthropological records. You see this in historical records. You see this in present day primitive societies. The entirety of humanity's advances have only increased the potential lifespan of a human around 10-15 years.
the zeta rant was really funny because its hypothetically what a sigma is supposed to do. Not caring, letting everyone else run around and lead each other and just chilling doing what you want to, but then it morphed into something equally stupid to the alpha/beta stuff
Yeah, tbh I thought Sigma Males (TM) were supposed to be, like... the Beat Generation/"The Wild One" archetypes, or similar, if anything? Sort of? Like the whole thing is bullshit, but I thought the whole point in canon was that they were kind of just opting out of society, as opposed to wanting to be in charge of it (which is what the "alpha" chad archetype supposedly does)? (This all feels so much like Jungian archetypes, or Myers-Briggs personality types, or some other pop/pseudo-psychology thing, or even astrology, but way dumber)
you and danny made the same video with the same brand deal the same day so the only logical conclusion i can draw is that jacob, too, is danny gonzalez
I just want to live in an era when the only way to make fire was hoping a dry piece of wood was struck by lightning, I also want that same timeline to contain readily available trenbolone acetate.
I don't know where this Liver King dude came across the idea of going "weeks" without water, but he is INCREDIBLY wrong. You can go maybe a couple of days without water in dire circumstances, but even then that's pushing it. Like, that shit is dangerous to tell people.
I mean that is why wisdom teeth exist and now they aren't necessary anymore but they were there to replace the ones rotting out from not being able to get ancestral dental cleaning 🙈
I bet his sons are glad that the horrible, joyless nightmare of a home they live in echos like a Telford underpass so they can hear the approach of liverdaddy and his iPhone approaching and have time to make it look like they are doing push-ups when he inevitably comes in and tells them they are going for a walk/its liver time/his father never loved him like he loves them.
How does he not realize that people lived like that because they had to? Like, I understand the idea of being closer to nature - have your own farm, touch grass, spend time with loved ones and off phones, do rituals, etc. But it's not like everything ancestors did was some sort of ancient wisdom: sometimes it was just because there wasn't any better options.
"Our early ancestors didn't brush, didn't floss, didn't get cavities." My man.. my homie.. my dude.... they did get cavities. And then their teeth fell out, if they were lucky. If they didn't, they could literally die of rotten teeth. Bro. What.
Idk if he’s aware that life expectancies used to be so short…? Like. Our ancestors were living to 25 and then getting obliterated by the common cold. Don’t get me wrong, he makes some awesome points. His positive attitude and general attitude of self-improvement are refreshing while other fitness guys are angry and yelling all the time. But some modern conveniences are much better for us. Like beds. Like fucking beds. Is he antivaxx? He better not be.
i dont normally watch your videos but i’ve been having mental breakdowns on and off over and over all day and this video is helping me cheer up and get through it. so thanks youre great
Here after liver king blew up into a huge social media creator and lied himself into a pretty big hole by claiming he didn't juice only to be exposed to be on THE MOST steroids. *_shocked Pikachu face_*
Okay but look how rich they are. People act like this is sustainable for everyone and all that “you’ve just gotta work hard”. not that I want to do it but cmon dude.
At this moment there's tons of people with great dreams and ambitions working for unliveable wages in sweatshops, while men like this eat pinecones and preach about how not brushing your teeth is healthy
Holy shit, you and Danny both have 21 minute videos of the same dude, sponsored by the same company, with discount codes that are your names with BOGO on the end that last until February 28th, released on the same day
The matching children he forces to do pushups screams "i'm a narcissist who views my family as an extension of needing the approval of others"... I hope they break out of this cult....
i wonder if he should try some other ancestral hobbies, because i'm pretty sure you need more hobbies than that for your actual health. maybe spinning yard, mending clothes, sewing, wood carving, gardening, etc (i enjoy these so i'd recommend them, if you think of something similar please rec it to me!)
Actually, early ancestors would bite bark or use hardy vegetables to clean the bulk of the plaque from their teeth. Then later ancestors used salted textiles
“our ancestors were regularly subjected to cold. It’s like we’re built for it” Me, who is Latin and African American - ??? Do I get to skip this step or
he has the spirit but doing it wrong LMAO and nothing says ancestral living like living in a giant, modern house with wifi and a phone that he demonized in like the first video 🤣 his arms are so red, it reminds me of that one episode in spongebob where he wears those fake muscles 😭
I know this isn’t a new vid, but Jacob I’ve been extremely depressed lately and you and Kurtis/ Danny’s vids have really been getting me through it. Thank you! You are awesome
After about 80 hours with no sleep you start to hallucinate and your organs start to shut down bc there’s no rest. I’m sure it’s different for every person and if the person you mentioned was in a clinical study then I’m sure they’ve made it happen. I do NOT want to be that sleep study person
@@jostewart3192 oh yeah no for sure u wouldnt be having a good time even if u were still alive!! the longest ive gone without sleep was maybe 50 hours and even then i started seeing some weird shit. i dont envy that guy either lmfao. i'll try and locate the study for more information tho :)
"Our ancient ancestors didn't get cavities"? So that right there is just straight up untrue, has this man ever seen the skull of a neolithic person? He should. The ancients literally grinded down their teeth eating bread because fragtments of rock would find their way into it because the flour milling process was so primitive. Also like, he may be stronger than I am, but he's just as out of breath by talking as I am, and I'm a fat fuck LMAO
him walking around his entirely disorienting home feels like a pov of the minotaur coming to kill you in his maze
This genuinely made me chortle.
My fight or flight was activated watching it
bro 😭😭thats so funny holy shit
this comment rules
It looks like a hotel, why are both kid rooms identical
love that i had been peacefully living my life for 21 beautiful years, blissfully unaware of our malevolent Liver God, and now I've watched two entire youtube videos about him in the span of one morning. thank you for these accursed nuggets
you’re welcome and i am sorry ☺️
15 for me ef these guys /s
both sponcered by inkbox lol
Lol right ! I seen Jacob post about him and then another vid from somebody else pop up.. so so I decided to watch Jacob first cuz I like him more lol
Danny and the American Kurtis did a video on him lol
Sorry... if he is 'ancestor living' why does he live in a giant mansion with saunas in every fucking room, and then he sleeps on wooden palettes... logic here is flawed
tbh if he's not eating primarily roots, nuts, berries, and other stuff gathered/cultivated by his wife and the other women and/or children and possibly disabled people in his community; living in a tribe where they raise each other's kids mostly in common and share most things (possibly with a loosely matriarchal power structure); living a life of seasonal, sustainable migration patterns following their game's migration; and shitting on the ground, behind a bush or something, then he's not really *ancestor living*
in all seriousness, it's the same old issues you get with stuff like the Paleo diet; you can't aim to live like a caveman/prehistoric or "primitive" human in one aspect of your life, but not take into account how other factors in your life differ from the conditions early humans lived in, if you want to replicate the physical and mental state of early humans (which you probably wouldn't *want* to do anyway - modern medicine and modern shelter are pretty great - but yeah).
This man ancestored so hard that his house is big enough to have an echo in it. It's practically outside!
“ancestor living is really what’s important to me now”
* hard cut to him on an exercise bike *
@@gargles5270 he was tearing that exercise bike APART dear G'd, I pity his wife, imagine what this guy's sex life is like.
I love how he talks about how comfort is bad and refuses to even have a bed, but still apparently gets a massage every week.
“He looks like he got attacked by bees” perfectly describes this man’s aesthetic.
One of the ancestral tenants was clearly not moisturizer.
Jacob made me lol with that one
He got stung repeatedly alright ...with needles filled with sustanon 250mg
He's mimicking the look that our ancestors got when they tried to steal honey from bees.
Things that stress me out the most about him: HIS VEINS, his skin looks too red (like a sunburn), he is out of breath often, his stomach looks like it’s very bloated, the house is huge but in kind of a hotel way, it doesn’t look homely… well i guess i could go on even
The sons’ rooms were so hotel-like!
@@eggbu77 the two beds! It looked exactly like a hotel, like why would a kids room have two beds if his brother has his own room? Also it didn’t look like a kids, it looked completely impersonal just like a hotel. It was so odd, like maybe that isn’t actually their house, maybe it was a rental or Airbnb
his stomach's bloated bc he's using steroids. classic symptom
@@meridzs that's what i thought. Glad it was confirmed.
@@venomg5799 I would say that 99% of the population would not be able to look like he does naturally. That's another way you can identify a steroid user. As a rule of thumb, anything past 220lbs of muscle with low body fat is unattainable for most men. Almost every shredded actor is on steroids.
My ancestors watching me sleep in an actual bed and ordering chicken wings to eat in: YES YES YES YES YES
I saw a post joking about that. It was highlight how the whole "ancestors would be ashamed in modern people" is both depressing and unrealistic. They'd want their ancestors to thrive and have a better life than them.
UberEats and antibiotics would thrill my ancestors, I’m positive.
@@gremlinwc8996 yeah, medieval europe kinda sucked, i’m pretty sure my ancestors wouldn’t want me to have to live like them lmao
@@TheeEnglishKnight ye my ancestors shtetls across eastern europe and survived progroms that culminated in the holocaust so I like to think that they're glad I'm somewhere I can be safe and have friends that are Jewish and not Jewish.
Also unrelated but I love your username lol
I’m just so completely distressed by how he is constantly out of breath. What good is strength to drag weights up and down the driveway when you are out of breath walking down the hallway?
Tren is really bad for your heart, so is eating 47 hamburgers at once.
That man is the living embodiment of heartburn
@@Meow-y7r also heartworm
Bmi is bmi. Doesn't matter if it's muscle or fat. His heart is working hard constantly.
His arteries are clogged from all those burgers every day 😅
What does he always sound so out of breath? Are his muscles constricting his breathing? Is the liver grease pooling in his lungs? I need to know.
My guess is that he's malnourished from lack of vitamins and minerals that you get from food other than meat and his body is constantly under stress...
My guess is that his cardiovascular system is fucking dying from the fat in the food he's eating, either the dehydration (cause he looks like he doesn't drink water) or high blood pressure from the fucking sodium in his food, and not actually balancing his workout to include cardio. Dude just can't pump blood to his brain anymore
he's binding /j
Some fitness instructors on Danny's video said it could be steroids weakening his cardiovascular system, along with his crazy diet and exercise routines
Steriods + high cholesterol build up. He doesn't look like he gets any cardio in so
liver king confuses me so much bc which ancestors is he trying to emulate? the reality of humanity pre-agricultural revolution is that most of them did like, nothing. they'd hunt for 4-ish hours, then go home & make more humans. so if he's trying to copy some ancient hunter-gatherer lifestyle he's doing it 100% wrong lmao.
If he really wants to emulate our ancestors, he should have 11 dead children.
If he wants to live like our ancestors, he'll be dead by 45.
If he wants to emulate an ancestral lifestyle his diet would consist of like 95% plants & fungi
@@kilianschmitt9658 i was gonna say this man eats like 0 vegetables like what ancestors lived off pure meat and carbs? none I know of
@@darcie6491 Those that lived in the arctic, probably the only ones.
It's funny that there has been evidence for how our ancestors handled oral health. Like chewing on leaves and sticks was something we did because teeth care is vital and preventative to worse issues.
being a historian/anthropologist every time he says 'ancestral' I want to weep ffs.
Same, but like in this economy I'll take any opportunity to put my anthro degree to use. Even if it is just to laugh at some rich dude named Brian, who shits once a year.
@@mihna123 we do live in desperate times, totally agree that we gotta find the humour in the world where we can, thanks for helping me see the bright side in all this nonsense lol
i honestly wish i could explain to you the noise i just made when i had to perceive with my eyes that fully grown man chomping on that pine cone so delicately… there’s no way that gargantuan man is consuming pine cones in his free time like a naughty golden retriever on a walk ????
Me too, I like audibly made a noise that could only be described as confusion because- what? Literally what???
It's kind of worse, that was a joke making fun of people who say he should eat vegetables. He was owning the omnivores.
@@andrewdunn8778 "Hah this'll prove it to those dumb plant eaters" *takes big ass bite out of pinecone*
I wheezed at “naughty golden retriever on a walk” holy shit
Oh hot dang do I have some things to say as the archaeologist I am. First of, we have not lived for millions of years lol. Second: that much liver is straight up dangerous. Third: eating that much meat is an extremely modern thing. Meat was a luxury before, you ate it like once a week. Fourth: cavities have existed for as long as humans have lived. Use your toothbrush, floss and sleep on a bed. (And one extra fact, we did have mattresses before too. They were made with straw)
I'm so glad you made this comment so I don't have to lol. Historian here, and yeah, people in the past were way smarter than this guy (and didn't purposely make their own life harder). The dentist thing is so bizarre too, dentistry is one of the oldest forms of medicine?! Where is he getting any of this?
@@drunkhyena yes exactly! The way he thinks people lived before is so wrong. Nothing he said was based on any historical research at all
@@QueenBuffe this guy must be stuck in some reddit echochamber of likeminded idiots or something. I once posted about my asthma worsening on a reddit asthma forum, and I got a comment from a dude claiming it was because I didn't eat enough meat and too much vegetables and fruit? And then he linked me to a pseudoscience youtube video claiming the ancient Egyptians knew this or something? I can only imagine those are the kind of circles this man runs in
@@drunkhyena I don’t even know how someone can come to those conclusions. Does people really think that meat is some miracle medicine? It’s food, it gives you some nutrients. It doesn’t cure asthma lol
@@QueenBuffe the sheer alpha vibes coming from the bulls you're eating will heal your chronic diseases!.. somehow
I guess people believe what they want to believe, regardless of proof and science :(
I love the way Jacob deLIVER his jokes, always funny
i put the liver in deliver 😎
He better be careful with the sauce or he’ll get comedy Cirrhosis.
@@ClassicBentobox Nice😂
The Ancestral Tennets:
1- Sleeping is good for you
2- Eating food is good for you
3- Excercise is good for you
4- Junk food is bad for you
5- Touching grass is good for you
6- Being cold is good for you
7- Brushing your teeth is bad for you
8- Punching people is good for you
9- Having friends is good for you
Damn, this guy is a genius
lmao it’s like when kurtis and danny both posted about justin bieber but now it’s liver king 😭
Well...
That's how the world works 😂
Great minds think alike!
Guy ABSOLUTELY has scurvy. Show me your gums, liver king. I think he just doesn't recognize the symptoms because they're things like muscle pain, general fatige, and gum & tooth pain. He works out /fucking constantly/, eats like 25 burger patties and 4 different types of red meat for every meal, and his dentist is the SUN. Someone please get this guy (or at least his CHILDREN) a single orange. I'd bet they've never gotten a drop of vitamin c in their entire existence.
He eats liver. Liver is a source of vitamin C. So, no.
Did you see how miserable his kids looked? I grew up with an overbearing father and... I _know_ that look. I know that way they looked at their dad and started doing push ups again, because they know exactly what will happen if they _dare_ stop before he said to stop.
I feel so bad for those kids, I can't imagine what it's like. I know how much it sucked for me... and my dad wasn't even a king! He was just a regular liver guy!
now tell me, what is this Nordic Pancake you speak of? How would I make, find, or purchase one of these fluffy foreign forbidden fruits (sorry, a witch gave me a curse that forces me to alliterate)?
and fuckin cholesterol? he's gotta be on the verge of a heart attack always
@@seigeengine maybe hes overdosing on it?
@@sigasaurusrex Well coupled with the steroids he most obviously does, I would say he most definitely is on the verge of a heart attack.
It feels like this dude would tell me ( a disabled wheelchair user) that if I ate better, then I could walk again.
Or he'd tell me that my ancestors would have let me die for being weak
I absolutely don't mean to compare by any means, but I got the same vibe, being someone with chronic respiratory illnesses.
If it makes you feel any better, our ancestors probably wouldn’t have let you die. There is tons of proof of humans with disabilities being taken care of by others throughout history :)
wanna echo Hollyhock there! Humans, largely, are flock and community animals. historically we take care of each other!
historical humans have always loved and cared for each other - as others have said, you would never be mistreated or left to die ❤️
He'd be like "bro, you don't even need to use your wheelchair. Just get around with your arms. It's the best workout."
he really said "i was born in the wrong generation"
No shit! 😂 😂
I love how succinct your comment is
Actually I would think all that meat makes his poop rock solid from all the protein. He's probably majorly constipated, but at Christmas he eats fiber-rich pinescones and flushes out a year's-worth of shit
His bowels are probably stopped up full of undigested meat
It's really the other way around... This guy has never touched fiber his whole life. He may as well be wearing a diaper, since his shids are definitely just a hot stream of fat and dead animal.
I think we can agree that whatever his poop is like, it's FUCKED.
I’m fucking wheezing! 😂
“Merry Christmas! The shitter was full!!” in a whole new context.
As a poor person who's currently stuck on a camping mattress from my parents house and a dumpster dive frame, if this dude wandered into my shitty house and told me shit about "my ancestors" I'd spray him with the wasp spray I have to keep on hand.
This "going back to our roots" is such a nonsense, classist fad. You think ANYONE in wartorn Africa wouldn't kill for a bed and safe drinking water? Or for a parent who wasn't weird and out of breath all the time? I once slept in a winter coat in -20 degree weather because we were squatting in our own home. You think the Liver King would say that was an effective use of cold?
Also: as someone who took a few classes in college: he does realize humanity wasn't a monolith, right? That the hunter-gather mentality was common... until agriculture made it so you could delegate certain tasks and have a more communal and permantment settlement. He understands that the invention of fortified rice, enriched breads, and canned foods like... saved millions, if not billions, of people? Our ancestors would just be disappointed in him, in my opinion. Like having an ancestor who died of polio and still being antivax, it's just ignorance... and someone needs to make sure his kids get the proper therapy when their dad's body fails and he pops like Alex Jones talking about gay frogs.
As a historian, you're right! Also hunter-gatherers ate like, so many plants. Thats the gatherer part. This man's ideas have nothing to do with history or archeology, he has some warped idea of what it means to be a 'real' human and has cherrypicked vague and mostly debunked theories to base his life on. Like how the cold is good for you, or that hunter-gatherers ate raw meat. I'm just worried about those kids tbh - if they're growing up eating no vegetables and not brushing their teeth they're in for a harsh life, health wise.
Btw I'm sorry about your circumstances, I hope this year will be better!
it’s also stupid for him to say as someone who is clearly very wealthy, privileged and unaware. he also goes ballistic with the camera, internet, editing, social media accounts… yeah that’s so ancestral
@@golovastik.mp3 absolutely! Everything about his lifestyle is only attainable for very wealthy people, that diet alone is fucking expensive let alone having the time to workout for hours a day and the dumbass supplements
Lol you can tell you were triggered to write all this out. Snowflake.
@@TheGoodMMADog listen everyone, making critiques of a public figure who puts themselves on the internet for all to see makes us snowflakes now!!
They don't want any phones or "EMFs" in their home, but there is a lot of wiring in their home to get their lights, the heating, sauna (in their bathroom and their closet), and, among other things not shown, their computers working. He has a suppressed M4 platform rifle with a rifle light and a Holosun sight. He eats, and makes his family eat, raw beef fairly consistently.
All because "ancestral living". Because our ancestors really liked going "hunting" with semi-auto rifles; eating the ground meat and bone marrow from their hunt raw and/or cooked with cheese with pine cones, bacon strips, and avocado; and drag steel plates around their mansion grounds to end up at their home gyms.
Him and his wife (holistic dentist, btw), 100% subscribe to this nonsense. Their kids don't have a choice.
He never said he gave up modern life. He’s saying he’s cutting out bad things about it. And bringing in the concepts of “ancestral living” that he believes were beneficial that ppl don’t get today. Not literally. Why is that so hard to grasp?
You assume how that house is constructed, and can’t imagine that they modified things in order to MINIMIZE exposure, I would bet if you asked they’d tell you. But I’m going to assume they have. Based on all the other efforts they have put into their house and life.
I agree the kids should not have to eat that way 1000%.
Yeah that's what's so weird about this to me. For a guy who keeps talking about ancestral living he's sure using a lot of modern conveniences. Aren't guys like this supposed to want to live more like Ron Swanson or something?
... everything is EMF.
You can't avoid EMF.
@@nonyab5640 Well sure, but the whole EMF thing is total pseudoscience garbage to begin with. There's literally zero legitimacy to it. So I hope that contractor bit his tongue and made those "EMF shielding" changes because if he did I bet his family's Christmas must have been pretty dang sick this year :)
@@bigbearkat2010 The funniest part about the guys that idolize Ron Swanson is that they _STILL_ have no idea that the character is satirical and he's totally making fun of them.
In reality, Nick Offerman is a goofy, kind-hearted, gentle, confident, non-alpha man (which ironically makes him kind of "alpha" in his own way. The mustache doesn't hurt either, I suppose!).
(granted, Ron Swanson isn't _only_ played for satire. He is also a fleshed out character who grows as a person over the course of the show and becomes a human being that is [at least marginally] closer to resembling the person who plays the character)
Edit: Kinda reminds me of all the conservatives that are somehow still unaware that Stephen Colbert's character on "The Colbert Report" was making fun of them. There's some guy out there with a Colbert Report poster in his basement who remembers that show fondly (because he genuinely thinks Colbert was unironically agreeing with him) and that will never not be the funniest thing of all time. Did they not realize that it was a comedy show? _On Comedy Central?_
He could barely breathe while he was describing his food, that guy is NOT healthy.
Also- his kids name is striker???
HIS KID'S NAME IS WHAT DID ME IN. STRIKER. FKN STRIKER.
The other kid's name is grappler
If I were him, when I turned 18 I would have my name changed immediately.
because hunter is "too mainstream"
@@HALFNUTCLARITY LMFAOO
He only eats raw meat and DOESN’T BRUSH HIS TEETH??? No thanks!!!!
The funniest part of that is people have been using charcoal to brush their teeth for thousands of years, but he just pretends like that never happened, I assume, as en excuse to continue to be nasty.
@@TropicalPriest now I’m afraid to look up his wife, the organic dentist. Sounds like they deserve each other.
@@Jay_one omg really? I just know him because of fitness. His wife is a dentist? What a pair...
@@TropicalPriest yeah I heard that in Danny’s video……
This is man is my worst nightmare as a partner. Not to mention the bed, but his body looks uncomfortable to cuddle.
I love that he preaches some normal things like getting sun and maintaining social bonds, but also goes straight off the deep end instantly and thinks he doesn’t need to brush his teeth.
"Okay, if I want to go through with this ancestral living thing I have to get rid of the meaningless things in life" *looks between toothbrush and giant expensive jaccuzi*
why on earth are the kids rooms literal hotel rooms???!!!! also i cant imagine the embarrassment and frustration of having a dad like this as a teenager
Imagine having to take him to a parent teacher conference
“That guy shits black coffee” is the funniest thing I’ve I’ve heard this month so far
It's also the funniest thing you've heard all year...
@@emilydurkee8664 lmao yeah
Fun fact: if you throw up what looks like black coffee grinds, it means your internally bleeding.
@@Argonautsv2 fun fact
That's actually incredibly dangerous. People have died "surviving" on liver lost in the wild due to the poisoning
This is because certain animals have incredibly high concentrations of certain nutrients in their livers.
He's almost certainly eating cow liver. He'd have to eat about two entire cow livers (about 24 lb) to hit the LD50 for vitamin A, which is what you're likely talking about.
imho (and not to victim-blame the people who've died or gotten really sick from doing this) but the only idea worse than eating a diet of nothing but meat, is the idea of eating a diet of mostly/only *raw* meat
Yeah... Liver has a lot of easily accessible nutrients so it can be a pretty healthy part of your diet, but it's not the kind of food you should have in copious amounts or more often than one or two times a week, since it's really high in the kind of vitamin A that our bodies needs more time to metabolize than the kind of vit A you get from plant based food. Several of his recommendations contain health risks(like not brushing your teeth... This is not just something we do for fresh breath, keeping cavities and infections at bay is beneficial for your overall health, and bad dental health is tied to a myriad of other bullshit.) but they're more "slow cookers" since his followers would have to do these things for a long period of time before it starts affecting their health negatively. The liver thing is more acutely dangerous, if you OD on that shit you're going to the ER tonight.
@@KattReen all you guys made good points
@@seigeengine you could just get food poisoning, because it's RAW MEAT
LMFAO the timing of you and Danny is insane. Love ur vids! 💙
danny uploaded an hour before him danny is canceled
The same sponsor too lol
also danny’s video is 21:10 long and jacobs is 21:17 long
I just can't believe it like how do you completely and utterly copy someone's video the topic the time length the sponsorship it's just all too coincidental
@@Mountain_Biking_Vampire_Which danny has got to GO.
I am convinced that those kids jumped frantically off the bed and started push ups when they heard the dad call their names
Maybe he wouldn’t need weekly massages if he slept on a mattress? Just a thought though…
Dude, the ideia of this guy having a massage.... I remembered when I was a little kid and I'd walk over my father's back (he's naturally buff af and his work it's physically demanding on top of that) and no one had enough strength on the fingers to makes his muscles relax 🤣🤣🤣 I can only imagine what the person that massages liver king go through (for sure it's a workout in itself)
It still blows my mind that people like massages.
Idk why he even sleeps on this uncomfy bed, back then people slept on some pretty comfy stuff because even they knew sleeping like him Was stupid
Ancestors didn't try and sleep in the worst place possible they would find moss and vegetation to sleep on so the ground didn't steel their heat
@@seigeengine why wouldn’t they like massages? Genuinely wondering- I’ve never had one
He looks like someone put a somewhat fit person into one of those vacuum seal bags and turned it on to the highest setting. His heavy breathing when he’s standing and doing nothing is worrying
LMAOOO PLEASE
it always cracks me up when dudes like this talk about how "this is how we were meant to eat from our primal days" as if they studied anthropology or cultural anthropology to say with authority on how people ate. Why is living like a caveman so ideal? Life expectancy increased significantly because we don't live like that anymore. Also, man, I feel sorry for his kids. They're for sure going to be those kids who binge at their friends house because their friend has oreos, gushers, ice cream, etc. all the things they can't have at home.
Quick question: does this guy really go to the store without a shirt on? Has anyone ever seen him go to the store? I just really need to know, cause it just seems so weird to me that he wouldn't wear a shirt to the store lol
I think he doesn’t wear shirts because he probably can’t fit into any without it being tight in one spot and lose in another. Then again, it seems like someone works for him to help record videos so they probably go out to run errands for him.
As someone who lived in a coastal town in so-cal I can confirm tons of ripped dudebros would go into stores in just board shorts and flip flops. It was weird af lol
@@lilithlaney1759 same, but for me they would just straight up be walking around town fresh out of the water without shirts on- a lot of the stores where I live actually had to adopt a rule where you couldn’t go into any of them if you were still wet-
Shirts aren't part of that "ancestral lifestyle" he peddles
@@Meow-y7r Yeah they had to do that too and also put up signs about no wetsuits since they'd come in with them still sopping wet. Like isn't that uncomfortable lol???
Anyone else hear how labored his breathing is whenever he's talking about food?
I feel so bad for the kids of people like this.
You should. I know a couple of them, it's depressing.
@@ruthie8785 most of them are homeschooled, I imagine.
‘Be a beta simp, who fucking cares’ is unironically the most alpha male thing I’ve ever heard
He's probably a sigma, all the good qualities +doesn't care what others think 💅🏼😎
Jacob saying he's so upset and then doing an ad read is such a current mood
Edit: also I feel so bad for those kids
5:10, Yeah, how I was taught it, we can go 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food, and. 3 months without social/human interaction.
Two liver king videos today by my two favorite content creators?
And in one of them I get nuggets??
Thank you Jacob Andrew Sharpe TM!
Credit where credit is due, the grocery bag thing and the pine cone thing were definitely jokes. The grocery bag one was actually kind of a self-effacing joke, but the pinecone joke was him literally making fun of the idea of eating a vegetable.
It was literally so childish to like, tf is wrong with eating some fucking spinach every once in a while? Dude acting like "EWW BROCCOLI!! IT'S GREEN!!"
@@rexana_rexana that's the thing, it's just purely reactionary. The reactionary worldview is just "anti-x"
@@andrewdunn8778 totally. Like I get the rejection of modern stressful lifestyle, my dream is to live on a cottage with a nice farm and garden and be more or less self sustaining, but also don't have to reject the good of modernity. Beds are nice, I like my bed and pillows and Blankets. Modern medicine is also really cool (even if it's way too expensive in America, which is stupid). Anti-modern-stress doesn't need to mean anti-vegetables, so I really don't get liver man
@@rexana_rexana "back to the land" people like this are fascists like 45% of the time. That "drink your own piss" guy that Kurtis/Danny/Drew talked about a few months ago was talking about blood and soil.
@@andrewdunn8778 mmmm why am I not surprised?
im fully convinced this man when he was younger grew his beard out and people said he looked like a caveman, instead of getting offended he thought it was cool and just made it his entire identity, lmfaooo
jacob: i don’t wanna body shame
jacob literally 30 seconds later: he looks like he got attacked by bees🤗
Inkbox definitely has something against this liver boy
Deceit????
Referring to his kids as "liver boys" took me out.
THANK YOU Jacob for preaching the Zeta Bitch mindset, you inspire me everyday!!!
Seeing 1st son doing pushups was okay, it felt staged but okay, but with how loud echo is on his way to the second son as if he wouldnt hear his dad, seeing him do pushups too i laughed so hard i got a hole in my lung. Literally it exploded. And Jacobs reaction being almost the same as mine like a second later was a cherry on top.
Right? He was yelling so loud he might as well have announced himself.
Jacob and Danny Gorgonzola love to time their videos together
he has all these bones and instead of making broth like a normal person he _scoops out the marrow?_ what the fuck
You are aware people just eat bone marrow, right? Like, that's not weird.
@@seigeengine i think it's weird to just like scoop it out and not like, mix it into anything? like this guys just kinda eating it plain on some meat and potatoes, no seasoning no sauce
Its a funny coincidence that Jacob and Danny both thought of doing a vid about the Liver King BUT whats more hilarious is that they both posted on the SAME day!!!!!!
they also had the same sponsor lmao
You think Kurtis knew beforehand and just didn't bother to tell either of his friends about it?
"Our early ancestors were regularly subjected to cold. It's like we're purpose-built for it". I guess there _are_ ancestors of modern humans who had to deal with the cold regularly, but definitely some more than others. And how far back in history is he thinking?
Considering that humans initially evolved and spent a lot of time in sub-Saharan Africa, and that we have evolved qualities like having less fur and sweating more than most mammals... I don't think we are purpose-built for the cold. Polar bears are built for the cold, emperor penguins are built for the cold; we can't stay out in the places they live without coats or we DIE.
Good point. Some people today with ancestors close to the equator do have differences from people with ancestors close to the poles. (I forget what differences but definitely remember something about that.)
@@nonyab5640 I've read that too, I think it has something to do with fat storage? That ppl from closer to the poles stored more fat for longer, and their muscle structure was more dense? Doesn't mean they don't need heating or a coat, of course. Or vegetables lol
immediately when i heard him say that i was like "speak for urself dude some of us arent from the damn north pole"
we're also built to heal from cuts and get better from colds, but that doesn't mean you should TRY to cut yourself and TRY to get sick all the time....
@@wildhearses yeah the old adage 'just because you can doesn't mean you should' really applies here haha
Nothing says ancestorial living like having a giant mansion with a bathroom bigger than most homes. How primal of him.
That mustache is so perfect it looks fake! So silky, so smooth.
Alright so the mouth-sun thing is not true and I’m medical student, so let me explain. Dental Carries (cavities) are causes by the break down of enamel by bacteria. These bacteria (streptococcus mutans mostly, but there are other ones too) are natural inhabitants of our mouths and build up throughout the day/night and form plaque around themselves to keep them safe. These bacteria create acidic by-products through their metabolic processes and the acid is what eats away at your enamel. Vitamin D creates STRONGER enamel, however if you don’t brush/floss the bacteria away it won’t really protect you all that much because the plaque is there protecting them and holding the bacteria+acidic metabolites on your enamel. But who am I? Liver king knows all
our ancestors literally died in their 20s or 30s if they were lucky enough to reach the age of 5. absolute health goals
Fake news. Don't believe that crap. Our ancestors lived nearly as long as we do... if they survived early childhood, anyway.
I mean, I *guess* it could save you from chronic health problems like type 2 diabetes, dementia, Parkinson's, osteoporosis, arthritis, cardiovascular disease, hypertension, weight gain/obesity, and other stuff that's correlated with *aging*
Probably won't get too many old-age-related diseases if you die in your 20s-30s? Maybe?
Most of them lived to atleast 50 or more if they survived until adulthood, something the liver king wont archieve with wtf hes doing
@@seigeengine yeah fuck no. Cavemen became 30. A butcher in the middle ages 50. We become 80. See the difference?
@@xaga8794 Drivel.
From prehistory on, life expectancies were generally 60-70... excluding infant and child mortality. That is, if you made it past early childhood, you were probably going to live to be pretty old.
You see this in anthropological records. You see this in historical records. You see this in present day primitive societies.
The entirety of humanity's advances have only increased the potential lifespan of a human around 10-15 years.
I ALSO started working out because I wanted to be able to bring my groceries in in one trip. Does that give me some sort of alpha chad fastpass?
In ancestral terms that's basically hunting. So yes
the zeta rant was really funny because its hypothetically what a sigma is supposed to do. Not caring, letting everyone else run around and lead each other and just chilling doing what you want to, but then it morphed into something equally stupid to the alpha/beta stuff
Yeah, tbh I thought Sigma Males (TM) were supposed to be, like... the Beat Generation/"The Wild One" archetypes, or similar, if anything? Sort of?
Like the whole thing is bullshit, but I thought the whole point in canon was that they were kind of just opting out of society, as opposed to wanting to be in charge of it (which is what the "alpha" chad archetype supposedly does)?
(This all feels so much like Jungian archetypes, or Myers-Briggs personality types, or some other pop/pseudo-psychology thing, or even astrology, but way dumber)
@@sholem_bond oh yeah its astrology for insecure men for suuuuuure
@@sholem_bond Definitely brostrology
you and danny made the same video with the same brand deal the same day so the only logical conclusion i can draw is that jacob, too, is danny gonzalez
Shhh don’t let people know 😆
Holy shit Jacob Sharpe is Drew Gooden that's crazy
My ancestors all had rowing machines. That’s how they got here from Norway.
Considering most of my ancestors were lucky to live to 20 years old, I don’t know if I want to live like them ❤️
I just want to live in an era when the only way to make fire was hoping a dry piece of wood was struck by lightning, I also want that same timeline to contain readily available trenbolone acetate.
Ayoo Danny, Kurt, Scott AND Jacob uploading on the same day 💜? Cody and Drew under pressure rn
Jordan Adika too, lessgooooo
Danny already posted one about this same dude but I OBVIOUSLY have to watch Jacob's video too. How else would I get chicken nuggets?
I don't know where this Liver King dude came across the idea of going "weeks" without water, but he is INCREDIBLY wrong. You can go maybe a couple of days without water in dire circumstances, but even then that's pushing it. Like, that shit is dangerous to tell people.
This liver guy looks like a Guess Who character.
this video triggered my heartburn and rib pain just watching. liver king made my lyme disease flare up
You know the year is starting off right when you get nugs😭
the first time his kids have a fundip, they're gonna freak
Our ancestors didn’t get cavities? Yeah mr. Liverking because all their teeth rotted out of their skulls before they had the chance 🥴
I mean that is why wisdom teeth exist and now they aren't necessary anymore but they were there to replace the ones rotting out from not being able to get ancestral dental cleaning 🙈
also, our ancestors did brush their teeth, theres evidence of it
also much much less sugar intake than these days.
I bet his sons are glad that the horrible, joyless nightmare of a home they live in echos like a Telford underpass so they can hear the approach of liverdaddy and his iPhone approaching and have time to make it look like they are doing push-ups when he inevitably comes in and tells them they are going for a walk/its liver time/his father never loved him like he loves them.
i love that inkbox must've known that they were sponsoring two videos about the exact same thing within the same time period, makes me happy
How does he not realize that people lived like that because they had to?
Like, I understand the idea of being closer to nature - have your own farm, touch grass, spend time with loved ones and off phones, do rituals, etc.
But it's not like everything ancestors did was some sort of ancient wisdom: sometimes it was just because there wasn't any better options.
"Our early ancestors didn't brush, didn't floss, didn't get cavities." My man.. my homie.. my dude.... they did get cavities. And then their teeth fell out, if they were lucky. If they didn't, they could literally die of rotten teeth. Bro. What.
Omg Danny and Jacob telepathic
Idk if he’s aware that life expectancies used to be so short…? Like. Our ancestors were living to 25 and then getting obliterated by the common cold. Don’t get me wrong, he makes some awesome points. His positive attitude and general attitude of self-improvement are refreshing while other fitness guys are angry and yelling all the time. But some modern conveniences are much better for us. Like beds. Like fucking beds. Is he antivaxx? He better not be.
This aged like a fine wine
Jacob’s laugh is so genuine and contagious, I cant just NOT laugh when he finds something ridiculous😂
I’m loving the overlap with your video and Danny’s hahaha that’s so awesome
i dont normally watch your videos but i’ve been having mental breakdowns on and off over and over all day and this video is helping me cheer up and get through it. so thanks youre great
Here after liver king blew up into a huge social media creator and lied himself into a pretty big hole by claiming he didn't juice only to be exposed to be on THE MOST steroids. *_shocked Pikachu face_*
Okay but look how rich they are. People act like this is sustainable for everyone and all that “you’ve just gotta work hard”. not that I want to do it but cmon dude.
At this moment there's tons of people with great dreams and ambitions working for unliveable wages in sweatshops, while men like this eat pinecones and preach about how not brushing your teeth is healthy
2 Liver King commentaries in 1 day? Guess it's officially time to go ancestral
Holy shit, you and Danny both have 21 minute videos of the same dude, sponsored by the same company, with discount codes that are your names with BOGO on the end that last until February 28th, released on the same day
Sounds like inkbox really has it out for liver king 🤣
“Coupon like a Viking” comment had me i tears!! I had to pause the video just to laugh it out 😂😂😂
The matching children he forces to do pushups screams "i'm a narcissist who views my family as an extension of needing the approval of others"... I hope they break out of this cult....
i wonder if he should try some other ancestral hobbies, because i'm pretty sure you need more hobbies than that for your actual health. maybe spinning yard, mending clothes, sewing, wood carving, gardening, etc (i enjoy these so i'd recommend them, if you think of something similar please rec it to me!)
i will literally buy anything that says "coupon like a viking"
Dudes house echos like a museum. Very primal
"We're not meant to be comfortable"
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Has big ass house with multiple saunas.
Actually, early ancestors would bite bark or use hardy vegetables to clean the bulk of the plaque from their teeth. Then later ancestors used salted textiles
“our ancestors were regularly subjected to cold. It’s like we’re built for it”
Me, who is Latin and African American - ???
Do I get to skip this step or
he has the spirit but doing it wrong LMAO and nothing says ancestral living like living in a giant, modern house with wifi and a phone that he demonized in like the first video 🤣 his arms are so red, it reminds me of that one episode in spongebob where he wears those fake muscles 😭
sometimes i worry that Jacob will get so stressed that he'll turn into a nugget himself to avoid life's problems
I know this isn’t a new vid, but Jacob I’ve been extremely depressed lately and you and Kurtis/ Danny’s vids have really been getting me through it. Thank you! You are awesome
I could definitely use him to help with brining in my groceries. Other than that though, I need a nap just listening to his day.
1. I am loving the nail polish
2. Mr. Liver Lover's mustache looks like someone isnt fully done with their DnD Town Drunk 3D model in Blender
Wow, a business founded by Kurtis Conner is now sponsoring Danny and Jacob! Cant wait for Deans sponsored ink box video.
wasnt there a guy who stayed up for 11 days straight to study sleep deprivation?? so we definitely wont die after a few days without sleep
After about 80 hours with no sleep you start to hallucinate and your organs start to shut down bc there’s no rest. I’m sure it’s different for every person and if the person you mentioned was in a clinical study then I’m sure they’ve made it happen. I do NOT want to be that sleep study person
@@jostewart3192 oh yeah no for sure u wouldnt be having a good time even if u were still alive!! the longest ive gone without sleep was maybe 50 hours and even then i started seeing some weird shit. i dont envy that guy either lmfao. i'll try and locate the study for more information tho :)
"Our ancient ancestors didn't get cavities"? So that right there is just straight up untrue, has this man ever seen the skull of a neolithic person? He should. The ancients literally grinded down their teeth eating bread because fragtments of rock would find their way into it because the flour milling process was so primitive.
Also like, he may be stronger than I am, but he's just as out of breath by talking as I am, and I'm a fat fuck LMAO
Im gonna break into this man’s house and give him sunscreen & a toothbrush and force him to eat a vegetable