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Anonymous1: I'll gladly wake up early every morning for her.
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Anonymous2: I'm buying some corn flakes this week, and it's this picture's fault.
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Stormfin: Great. Now I can't eat breakfrast without getting a hardon...
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Anonymous3: You could eat breakfast before this without getting a hardon? o.O
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Da_Quirm: That's how breakfast commercials should be made...
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Endangered_Asian: Love those legs
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Shock_Headed_Penor: A female cock?
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zerofate: Porn Flakes
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Anonymous4: This early bird gets my worm!
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Anonymous5: Nice, Milk and Corn Flakes. They should put that on the side of the box. XD
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Anonymous6: now the only one missin is trix the rabbit...no seriously.
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Anonymous7: Cock-a-Doodle DAMN!
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furry34: I wanna fuck my cereal. D:
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estoyloco: anon 5 the silly rabbit its already here
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Anonymous8: I dent seez no RABBIT!!!
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Anonymous9(8): Prove it!
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Anonymous10: Now here it is, barely past lunch, and, I'm already thinkinh: "what's for dinner?" HmmmBeans and rice, Mac, and Chess, Cole slaw, and, oh, i don't know...Ah, Chicken Breasts, served HOT! WooHoo! And if you can't eat breakfast with a Hard-On, tell it to leave.
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Anonymous11: Nice
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Anonymous12: HOORAY!! now my friends will be jealous when they see this... and nobody ask why.
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Anonymous13(12): at least now I don't have to worry about the color green anymore.
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Snickers: A cock without a cock
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Titanium: This is the real cause of the egg recall! The cereal industry wants the egg industry gone! Featured!

Also see >>368916

If you live in the US, and are unaware of the egg recall, read this:
http://www.eggsafety.org/mediacenter/alerts/84-voluntary-egg-recall-expan ded-less-than-one-percent-
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Anonymous14: dick+toast=4?
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Dagg: If they take away our eggs it will be the end of all of us! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Anonymous15: mmm.. bout time a hot furry pic was posted. I can fap to this :3
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Anonymous16: I'd frost that
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8o8: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
no titanium
thanks to you im going to sleep very well
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Anonymous17: So... I take it that making eggnog right now is a bad idea.
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8o8: anyway thanks for the info titanium.
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Titanium: Also see >>18368
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Anonymous18: Yes yes, eggs give you salmonella.
63 on roosters now... the spirit of 34 lives on.
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Anonymous19(18): CLIT-A-DOODLE-DO!
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warrior: http://www.ny1.com/content/top_stories/124019/egg-recall-expands--fda-issues-recall-on-some-alfalfa-sprouts ALSO AVOID ALFALFA
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Anonymous20: BUCK-CAW!!!!????!?
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Tnigs: oh ma god
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VwX: Ha ha nice feature. I herd about that on the news earlier, not so good, but corn flakes… good!
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RomanBellic: good now when my chin is on the floor i can eat moar cornflakes
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adamantite: ok this confuses me...

if i fap to this pic, does that make me gay?

if not, then what do you call fapping to a hot... cock...?

wait... aren't cocks male...?

oh shit... am i trying to divide by zero..?
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Anonymous21: So...since it's Rule 63, it's technically a chicken, right?
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Anonymous22: This beak is taking up meat space. DOUBLE IT!
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Anonymous23: Now where's my Mini Wheats go-go dancers rule 34?
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Tube_Worm: Welp, fuck that chicken.
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kyle724: Cock + Girl = FUTA. Bamf!
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SD40-2: Mmmmmm legs, breasts, thighs.
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Anonymous24: Reminds me of the karate-chicken from monster rancher or Blaziken
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Anonymous25: Have you heard the bird's the word!
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Anonymous26: Hmm... This wouldn't be a bad marketing tool. I know I want cereal after seeing that. Don't you?
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Anonymous27: MMMMM chicken breast...
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8FacedMan: Stragely enough this reminds me of "Honey Crunch Corn Flakes" which I always like better than the original.
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QingLong: TERRIBLE pic.
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Moon-Sayun: It's finger licking good, mang.
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TheMaskedMan: This is the only cock I've ever truly been sexually excited by.
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CaptainAwesome: hail der furer waffel.
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Anonymous28: Uhh, guys, a female chicken is a hen, not a cock.

Sorry to ruin it for you, but after a half dozen "cock" puns, it's time to let it go. :D
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TheAnt: Yes please.
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Anonymous29: Dem poor city-slickers, not knowin' dem hens from dem cocks.
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Anonymous30: They're GRRRRRRRRRRREEEAAT!
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Anonymous31: Fuck you Anon 18...just, fuck you.
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Vixenated: I can never look at my neighbor's chickens the same way again.
Fuck you internet.
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Anonymous32: This IS a depiction of the fastest animal in africa, that super speedster, the Ethiopian Chicken!
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Anonymous33: Just cocka-doodle doo me
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Dr-Cane: Now this is delicious
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ChaosWolf: Chicken breasts... they're not just for dinner.
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Anonymous34: Nice cock
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Anonymous35: I feel like chicken tonight!
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Anonymous36(14): @anon13 wtf?
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Anonymous37: Anon 19, DOUBLE IT!
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Anonymous38: anonymous 36 is a kreepy fuck
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Anonymous39: This is so full of win that I can now use my balls as grenades.
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Anonymous40: Oh, I am, am I? You should get your facts straight before I go rape you and or behead you possible not in that order.
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Anonymous41: This is so full of win that I can now use my grenades as balls
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Krawczyk: dem drumstix.
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Anonymous42: Holy fuck! Who knew the cock on the box was a chick!
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Anonymous43: con fleis
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Anonymous44: Is nothing sacred? First my childhood, and now my cereal!

Seriously, I'm impressed.
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Anonymous45: Okay, now all we need is >>275715 and a wading pool full of milk and we're in business.
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Anonymous46: Two legs, a-two breasts, a-two thighs, a-two WIiIiIiIiIiIiNNGS!
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Anonymous47: thats one fine looking cock
never thought i should say it, but
HAIL 63
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Anonymous48(21): You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken... So who's having sex with the hen? SOMETHING'S MISSING!
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GrandMaster: Eggs are complicated, they should cost, like, a hundred dollars each.
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Anonymous49(27): I feel like KFC now.
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Anonymous50: Don't know if should fap.
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Anonymous51(22): Science you cheap whore!
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Anonymous52(22): Now.... DEFECATE YOUR OWN TO GO BOX!
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Anonymous53: @Anon 46 do it, we won't laugh
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SD40-2: LOL, now i see why ed loves chickens.
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Anonymous54: anon3 or is it the bagel
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Anonymous55: A featured image that isn't weird or gay?
Anon46 you have permission to fap.
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Doctormullet: For once a rule 34 that doesn't bother me one bit.
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Anonymous56: Where's all the furry hate?
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Anonymous57: This is a trap because all roosters are male
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Anonymous58: the first feature image thats good
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Anonymous59: this is both confusing and fucked up
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Anonymous60: that is the most beautiful cock ive ever seen
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Anonymous61: id hit that.. with a hammer... fried chicken anyone?
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Anonymous62(61): do tony the tiger having a threesome with them!! that woild be AWSOME!!
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Anonymous63: Anon28 you're nooooooooooooooot........... AWWWWSOOOOME!
(Anon59 out.)
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Anonymous64(63): Just so u know rule34 viewers... This isn't u know who.
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GirlaPH: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO MOTHAFUCKAS!!
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8o8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHiR1xeOSs
heeeeeeeeere comes the rooster

i had to do it
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Anonymous65: Silly Rabbit, traps are for kids...

THIS IS FOR MEN
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Anonymous66: Silly Faggot! Dicks are for Chicks!
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Anonymous67: This is a double whammy for me anon41. I grew up eating corn flakes for breakfast.
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Anonymous68: God give me MORE OF THESE!!!
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let_the_guns_sing: how ironic did you know that cornflakes were used to stop monks from masturbating then mr kelog thought it was a good idea to make cereal out of them
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Anonymous69: Cornelius...?! The fucking...?!
WHAT THE HELL??!!
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Anonymous70: I'm Coo-coo for Co-co puffs!
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I'm doing it wrong, aren't I?
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DJR_1989: You like some cornflakes?
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Anonymous71: You guys do realize this was made by a guy named JAEH on Furaffinity
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Anonymous72: It's ironic, considering corn flakes were originally invented by Dr. Kellogg as a treatment for chronic masterbation.
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Anonymous73(14): @DJR_1989 yes Yes!!!
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Anonymous74: I saya a a I say son them are some nice chicken thighs. Ya get boy thats a joke.
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JasonVoorhees: Abit boring for feauture in my opinion..Still Cornflakes are good.
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JasonVoorhees: feature*
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GirlymaN: willnevereatcorn flakesagain.
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Hastur: I suddenly want to put my penis in it.
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Anonymous75: not bad for a feature
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Anonymous76: Kay, i know this is an interesting post for a nuber of reasons, but HOW HAS NOONE MENTIONED HER F**KING MASSIVE HANDS!?!??!!!?!?!!! I know they're wings but still
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Anonymous77: Keep fuckin that chicken 8D...
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Anonymous78: anon 72... i thought that
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Anonymous79: im on the wii right now!!
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Anonymous80: Cock: now for straight men.
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Dtiberius_Apprentice: i would bang that cock
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Anonymous81: A wella bird bird bird, bird bird's the word.
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Anonymous82(28): A72: I think it's obvious. They're wings.

Oh yeah, HAI GUISE HAS NE1 DUN TEH COCK JOKE YET? IT'S A COCK! OLOLOLOLO!!!!1!!11!!!eleventy-one!1
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Sintime: Finally, a featured picture that's NOT GAY ...
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Anonymous83: the game
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Anonymous84: add some nipples,better vagianl features and a tie on the hen and make it a true hentie pic
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Anonymous85: Thats one "cock" I woulden't mind touching
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Anonymous86(61): A WELLA EVERYBODYS HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD! BIR-BIR-BIR-BIRD BIRD BIRD BA-BIRDS DA WORD!
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Anonymous87: I agree with DJR_1989
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Anonymous88(61): the fuck this is back!?@?
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Anonymous89(84): Wish i could stuff that hen every morning
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Anonymous90: while we're on about rule 34 and 63 and all that, are there any rules that i don't but should know about?
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Ensse: Anon44 wins for Seinfeld reference. Also, this picture contradicts itself.
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Anonymous91: Cornflakes was invented by a guy who was against fapping.


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