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Yttrium: I'm pretty sure just having words pertaining to sex in a picture doesn't count as porn.
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Nonnymoos_9k: Look at the shape of the lines and position of the "O"s.
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Anonymous1: pure genius
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Yttrium: arse, I see it now. Still don't think it's porn though.
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duckpenisexpert: And this is why I got a B-minus in that class. XD
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Titanium: For all you chemfags out there, this is for you. Featured!

I am too impatient to wait until Oct. 23rd.
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Anonymous2: NERDS!
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Killamajig: Okay, Loud Sex made me chuckle, but seriously...the last feature was better.
For the values of 'better' that include "soul-crushing" and "mind-shattering". This is like Picasso porn. You've gotta squint and kind of tilt your head a little to see it.
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4AssedMonkey: This is the answer to the all too infamous question:

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!
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Anonymous3: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE...to this forum?
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Anonymous4: rule 34- NO FUCKING EXCEPCIONS
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Miles_Edgeworth: Methyl methacrylate Is a pimp, he's getting It on In TWO figures.
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Anonymous5: SCIENCE!
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Anonymous6: Eu não entendi. E estou com preguiça de usar o Google Traduto.
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Anonymous7: I will never look at Orgo in the same way again.
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Anonymous8: Only one of them is actually a polymer.
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cenakid11: wow really only been two fuck hours uploaded and already a feture lol wow n its not even fappable oh well :D
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intergalactic_kegger: Isn't "self masturbation" a redundancy?
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Anonymous9: miles_edgeworth :) nice to see a fellow attorneyfag on 34 :D
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Anonymous10: GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X'D
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Anonymous11: At first I didn't see it. But now I see the ingenious.
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Miles_Edgeworth: Same here Anon 9
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Titanium: intergalactic_kegger - A bit, but there's "mutual masturbation"...
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Anonymous12: This is the best thing ever.
:D
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Anonymous13: Thank you Intergalactic. It sure is!!!
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Anonymous14: she blinded me with science.

she blinded me! WITH SCIENCE!
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Anonymous15: No, Miles, Tattaglia's a pimp.
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Titanium: Anon14 - Dolby!
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Anonymous16: Ereka
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Anonymous17: Great one!
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Anonymous18: i lol'd
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Krawczyk: lol'd @ OH
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Anonymous19: hahahah jegus fuck lolling so hard
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Dr-Cane: ho man, porn always reaching new horizons, i just love it
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Selene: LOL Oh dear. They're really is a porn for everything!
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soheifox: Um. I only see one polymer. The rest are monomers.
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Anonymous20: big FAIL and a bad feeture
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Anonymous21: Is there porn for atoms yet?
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SlippyTheToad: I love chemistry.
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DragonShade44: Good shit
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Wyr: I concur, that science makes everything better.
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Anonymous22: Benzene- Circlejerk
Atrazine- Orgy
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Anonymous23: Thank fuck I'm a biologist.
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4AssedMonkey: Finn and Jake must be beating off to this as hard as possible.
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Anonymous24: ^ paheal truly is a place where everyone of every intellect convene.
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Anonymous25: save... print... cheat sheet :D
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Anonymous26: great...chemistry, put up a good physics one and then we've got something!
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soheifox: Wyr: It would, if the science were correct.
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ilr: ...that's disgusting!
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Anonymous27: This made me lol so hard. Finalley a feature for us science nerds
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Anonymous28: Wonderfully nerdy.
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Anonymous29: OF COURSE! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE?

(Whoever gets this reference is awesome)
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Anonymous30: I've always suspected acrylonitrile butadiene styrene is a bit of a slut.
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Anonymous31: if this is chemisty ,than wuts physics ...or even biology o--o
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Anonymous32: why was this not featured on june 2nd?
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Anonymous33: MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK
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samus: This is pretty funny.
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DomPfaff: Thanks for the 2nd FEATURE :)
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Anonymous34: This is like something out of XKCD. Good work creating something that has no comedic value to the average person.
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Anonymous35: Better than xkcd
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Anonymous36: SCIENCE. FUCK YEAH.
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Anonymous37: rule 34'd science
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Titanium: Anon32 - That's a good thing. The average person has an IQ of 100.
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Anonymous38: Meh.
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iKami: This is xkcd-level, man, and I love it.
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Anonymous39: If you got a hot science teacher you wanna fuck and you got homework to turn in, you can say you "accidentally" downloaded this when you turn it in and hope teach catches on.

*sits and waits for the kids who shouldn't be on this website to do it and cry from the results...*
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Freezer: @Anon28: You don't need to be awesome to know about Linkara. I am and it helps, but still...
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Anonymous40(3): All we need now is sub atomic porn NOW!
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Anonymous41: Fucking WIN.
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Anonymous42: Isn't it kinda ... lame to see porn in molecules?
This humor is even lower than that of Family Guy.
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Anonymous43: Not even SCIENCE is safe from Rule 34!
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Anonymous44(14): People please!

This is clearly a machamp
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Anonymous45: i don't see it...
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Ash18: wow...just wow...
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Xelrog_T_Apocalypse: I think Rule 34 is a redundant rule. If there were porn of everything, there would be no new porn. Therefore, I am glad that this is not the case.
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HAMBURGERS: Gooly, what's next, a tree & a mountain?
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Anonymous46: Just Awesome.
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Anonymous47: This is brilliant! Beats the pants off half the stuff on rule34.
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Anonymous48: The last one is the best.
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Anonymous49: ...I only see the Acetone one.
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Anonymous50: Does not work on any level.
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Anonymous51: i could use this in my chemistry class :P my teacher is hot
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ToonedIn: Intellects would laugh at this, nice one.
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Anonymous52: Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
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Katt_Monroe: ^For the good of all of us, except Mr Falco.
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Anonymous53: This is blasphemy.
This is madness.
This. Is. SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!
And I love it very much.
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Witchan: Hahaha, this is pretty funny.
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Anonymous54: Niice!
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Anonymous55: gentlemen BEHOLD
i have made PORN
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Anonymous56: I came.
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Anonymous57: polymers r better than girlz... wait...
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BNSF: I don't get this :/
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Anonymous58: now there is a first
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Anonymous59: Ahahahhahahahh....

I'm a chemfag and i approve!
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Bode: A very clever and helpful study guide. Thank you Paheal.
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Anonymous60: I understood the lines were supposed to make pictures, but unfortantly I can't make out those pictures in my head.
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soheifox: "ToonedIn: Intellects would laugh at this, nice one."

Not really. Anyone with even the most basic understanding of the subject would roll their eyes . There's only one polymer here. This IS like XKCD all right... if it were written by a 12 year old who copied random stuff out of his older brother's college textbooks rather than an actual mathematician.
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Anonymous61: C'mon, don't be a polymerphobe.
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Mr_Rule_34: MATHMATICAL!
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Anonymous62: @soheifox: why the fuck would a mathematician make porn?
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Anonymous63(39): Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz 7 8 and 9 filmed and starred in 2girls1cup.
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Anonymous64: @61: No, it's because 7 shoved a rake up Nine's ass and ate his brain with a shovel.
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Anonymous65(64): Thank you internet. The biggest nerds will now be getting off in my classroom. I feel like my high school biology teacher.
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James_Wilson: Anon61 its because 7 is an attractive and successful African
also, for those who don't get it, the 0's represent the heads, which is a good point for reference
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skeltis: omg that is fucking HILARIOUS....props to you!!
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Anonymous66: Lol This is great
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Anonymous67: THIS IS EPIC.
I CAME
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adgjmp: This is stupid.
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Anonymous68: literally fucking chemisty
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Anonymous69: lol
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johnny_awesome: This is actually helping me study for my Chem final tomorrow
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Anonymous70: =o
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BPQ00X: Lol I get it
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Anonymous71: LOL! refer to me as girrafe_r8pst or just r8 for short...dont understand bottom left tho...
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Anonymous72(71): my new name is girraffe_r8pst or r8 for short, anon.6 dont get it cuz he is portugese or something...and i say "Grand!"
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badpirate: I love this. SO MUCH.
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Mr_Rule_34: GAME OVER YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
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Anonymous73: Finally, a tag for the much overlooked genre of "organic chemistry" porn!
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TwoWhiteSocks: Anon22: If benzene is a circle jerk and atrazine an orgy, then a fullerene (buckyball) must be 60 carbon atoms going all "airtight" on each other.

That...would be mindblowing. Just like this is.
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Titanium: soheifox, Anon60 - You know I was a math major...
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Anonymous74: "loud sex" oh god i lol'd so much
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Anonymous75: And I happen to be taking Chemistry right now.
THANK YOU 34! For screwing my mind up. I will never look at polymers the same.
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Anonymous76: ITS CHEMISTRY TIME!!
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Anonymous77: Stephen Hawking is fapping his brains out to this image, I'm sure. xD
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Killamajig: ^ Or at least having someone do it for him.
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Anonymous78: I am laughing my ass off. Brilliant.
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Anonymous79(39): ....... *snaps fingers* I got it!

This is what Stephen Hawking fantasizes about!
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Fara_Phoenix: ^He's a physicist.
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anon0: FOR SCIENCE!!!!
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Anonymous80: LMFAO.
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darkerthanblack: LMFAO; I study chemistry, and I know these things, but thanks to this, I suddenly see the sexy side of the subject I study. XD GENIUS!
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Anonymous81: wat the hell is this??
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Anonymous82: I'm a vinyl acetate kind of guy! I never thought I'd get to use that sentence!
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Anonymous83: Unrelated, but could we not have a rule to regulate the whole 100 identical images dumping thing? Really?
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Titanium: Anon81 - ... I know I know... it's annoying
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Yet_One_More_Idiot: I just saw this pic, and had a nerdgasm. Chemistry A-Level helped me understand porn! W00t! :D
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-jack: the next anon is a failure, no exceptions. what will be funny is that they will most likely not read this comment until its too late. if they do read it just in time, i then declare that they = win.
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Anonymous84: I read the comment by -jack, but don't care, this picture is win, I don't care if I'm fail.
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Anonymous85: *sings*
"Blinding me with science - science!"
I can smell the chemicals
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
"Science!"
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Chef_Retardee: This made me smile, it's like the reverse of a normal feature.
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Anonymous86: I lost the game
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Anonymous87: SCIENCE turns me on!
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Anonymous88: this is disturbing.
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Anonymous89: I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS. WITH SCIENCE OF COURSE!
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Trololol: This is rule 34...
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Takumi: Lol, nice one.

If you'll excuse me, i'll be praticing for my "Chemistry" exam. ;)
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Anonymous90: I came
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-jack: i declare anon 82 full of win.
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meowmix: ^ lol

Hmmmm, I'll fap to vinyl acetate. That's really well drawn, I've never been turned on so fast.
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Anonymous91: WE HAVE DONE SCIENCE.....in rule 34? wait wuuuhh
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Anonymous92: *kicks in the door* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRDD!!!
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Anonymous93: Seriously, if you're uploading chem porn at least pick some nanoputians...


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