ThePloxDude: Was expecting a featured image when the database got rebooted, but it's 4th of July so no time for that. (Especially since we were stuck with the last image for around 1 month)
Anonymous12: >'murica is an obnoxious brown mystery meat idiot
Accurate. Fuck Americans and fuck the USA. The rest of the world hates you for a reason. You're all disgusting.
Anonymous14: At least we aren’t fascists like the rest of you dumbasses. Their is a reason why most of you have any semblance of freedom and it’s thanks to the French and American revolutions you fools. There’s a reason why we would be happy to obliterate you all 😃
Anonymous20(12): @Anonymous: That song/video does a good job of showing what a fucked-up gross place america is. The only thing of value that the USA has contributed to the world is being a model of how NOT to run your society. A good rule of thumb in many cases is to look at what the americans are doing, then do the exact opposite.
Anonymous24: the day that the whole world throws to America a rain of h bombs and obliterate USA, that day will be the happiest day in the world. oh yeah
Anonymous25(22): hahah that is a good idea. but most of your family are all here visiting Hollywood, Disneyland and New York City. No? Oh you poor broke soul.
Anonymous28: Man fuck the usa and fucking maga is shit fuck trump and all his fucked up shit! USA IS GAY USA IS GAY USA IS GAY! AND IM AMERICAN MYSELF!
Anonymous29: Ingredients:
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup shortening
1 1/2 cups white sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons white sugar
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
Directions:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
Cream together butter, shortening, 1 1/2 cups sugar, the eggs and the vanilla. Blend in the flour, cream of tartar, soda and salt. Shape dough by rounded spoonfuls into balls.
Mix the 2 tablespoons sugar and the cinnamon. Roll balls of dough in mixture. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.
Bake 8 to 10 minutes, or until set but not too hard. Remove immediately from baking sheets.
Anonymous35: @Nekoyoujo: brown = shit, it's the color of shit, if you like eating shit then keep it at it to yourself, leave non shit-colored folks alone you shit loving shits.
Anonymous39: This is a porn site
This is a porn site
This is a porn site
anw i just wanted to see if r34 would feature something today im gonna go light up whatever i didnt yesterday and make out with my real life girlfriend unlike you clowns
Anonymous40: Imagine someone made a gore art of Americans eating black people because they look like chocolate and they say"mmm taste like chicken" because black people consume chicken everyday.
Anonymous42: Eh... Only a Lunarian whoud say they hate America at the very core, also they are obnoxous for being a North Korrea mkII and hypocrites, atleast America does have a thing called "sentiments" like every living being does but moonbitches they don't have that thing cuz they are so closed minded that... Imagine what they raising their offsprings.
America already havin a plan to stop the lunarians to conquer the world,
NASA is in America and it begins the first lunar war aka ww3.
Luna weapons and shit OR XXXtentation and Emimen theme plays while a load of NASA spaceship with weapons in it.
And the whole world and even Germany is aware of that (nazist, communist, hobos, autists, etc) so they try to help each other from this madness that the lunarians make it.
It changes history...
And the internet makes memes out of it and some video game company tries to make a game based on a true story.
And a anime too...
A meteor tries to hit the earth instead it hit on a satelite so there's no issue...
T H E E N D
Anonymous45: @Anonymous:
>Nasa spaceship with weapons
>Nasa + weapons
That's really weird. Wouldn't it be better to have, you know, something similar to the Air Force but more of a Space Force to do deal with space warfare? Nasa is more about science than anything else. At least they can help to create some model for a standard military space craft.
Anonymous50(29): Ingredients:
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup shortening
1 1/2 cups white sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons white sugar
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
Directions:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
Cream together butter, shortening, 1 1/2 cups sugar, the eggs and the vanilla. Blend in the flour, cream of tartar, soda and salt. Shape dough by rounded spoonfuls into balls.
Mix the 2 tablespoons sugar and the cinnamon. Roll balls of dough in mixture. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.
Bake 8 to 10 minutes, or until set but not too hard. Remove immediately from baking sheets.
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Anonymous53: Oh, boy! They finally changed the featured image! Surely the comment section won't devolve into mindless idiots aga-
Darn. Shit's fucked. And now instead of whining about gays and futa, everyone's whining about blacks and politics. Except the guy posting a cake recipe. You go, cake guy.
Anonymous54: typical of anons: rash knee jerk comments even when all the facts are right in front of you: Recipe is for cookies - not cake. Cinnamon Snicker-doodles cookies.
Anon-7: I was wondering if that was a snicker-doodles recipe. Never made them in our family but we really should. Does anyone have a line of a good set of explicit cookie cutters?
Anonymous56(42): The lunarians despise earth because of the first man on the moon...
And the first man is actually a american and the american it just doin some achievement, just a visit and yet those moonfags are triggered over it.
And they are the cause of the corruption of humanity (flat earth bullshit, the existance of MLP, the intoxication of fanbases such as Undertale, SJW, Tumblr, 9/11) and they trying to ressurect Hitler!
And their next plan is to "cleanse" earth (which is basicily killing all lives on earth).
You though that North Korrea is actually insane, but in truth...
The moon... is the true definition of insanity.
Anonymous59: Ingredients
1 tablespoon paprika
2 teaspoons onion salt
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 teaspoon celery salt
1/2 teaspoon dried sage
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 1/2 cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 tablespoon kosher salt
1 whole chicken (2 breasts, 2 thighs, 2 drumsticks, 2 wings)
1 egg white
2 quarts neutral oil, for frying
Directions:
Preheat fryer to 350°F. Thoroughly mix together all spices.
Combine spices with flour, brown sugar and salt.
Dip chicken pieces in egg white to lightly coat them, then transfer to flour mixture. Turn a few times and make sure the flour mix is really stuck to the chicken. Repeat with all the chicken pieces.
Let chicken pieces rest for 5 minutes so crust has a chance to dry a bit.
Fry chicken in batches. Breasts and wings should take 12-14 minutes, and legs and thighs will need a few more minutes. Chicken pieces are done when a meat thermometer inserted into the thickest part reads 165°F.
Let chicken drain on a few paper towels when it comes out of the fryer. Serve hot.
Anonymous60: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Anonymous62: If your all going to rant about politics and why America sucks ass. You can just go fuck right off. This isn't the place and nobody wants to hear you fucking complaining abo your pathetic lives
Anonymous65(5): People that rag on the US are white guilt eurocucks that just love the fact that their country is a hollow shell of what it was a century ago, Latin Americans angry that the US won the Mexican-American war, or Asians envious of what the West in general has accomplished. So yeah, keep trying to find small moral victories against the yanks. But at the end of the day the US is the strongest, most powerful, and richest country the world has ever known. And wherever you live, you’re not. You watch American films, listen to American music, drink American coffee, wear American branded clothes, use an American computer, and probably drive a car built by an American conglomerate. There’s a reason no one strives to be like Denmark or Argentina or Thailand. Everyone strives to be American. Every constitution written since 1800 has directly aped the US constitution. There’s a reason the single largest country for immigration for the past century is the US. Why to this day people flock to the US more than any other country. Why it’s called the ‘American Dream’. Why everyone expects the US to protect them if war were declared. Why most militaries around the world use American designs. Why every country on this planet trips over themselves to try and have a store of USD.
But hey, at least your cheese is better, right?
Anonymous66(29): @yana9953: because we want to, either way, here's another one:
Ingredients:
2 1⁄2 cups (590 ml) flour
25 g / 5 teaspoons fresh yeast or 8.5 g / 1/2 tablespoon of dry yeast
2 eggs
1 cup (240 ml) milk
75 g / 5 tablespoons sugar
85 g / 3/4 stick of butter, kept at room temperature
Egg Wash:
Egg wash – 1 egg with 2 tbsp milk beaten together
Filling:
200 g / 1 cup brown sugar
1 pinch salt
1 tbsp cinnamon
70 g / 2 ½ oz (5 tablespoons) melted butter
Icing:
1/2 (4 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup margarine, softened
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1.5 cups confectioners' sugar
1/2 tablespoon milk
Instructions:
1. Add the flour, yeast, sugar, salt, eggs, milk, and butter into the bowl of your mixer. Start the mixer slowly until the ingredients start to combine.
Mix the ingredients on low for 5 minutes until the dough becomes shiny in appearance. If the dough looks too wet, add about 2 tablespoons more of flour to the bowl and mix again.
2. Turn off the mixer. Scrape the dough from the hook.
3. Knead the dough. Place your dough inside a bowl you have lightly floured and begin spreading it out with your palms, folding it back in on itself and spreading it out again. Add flour as needed.
Return the dough to the bowl.
Cover it and let it rise for about 1 hour or until it has doubled its size.
4. Make the filling. While the dough is rising, place the brown sugar, cinnamon, and butter into a small mixing bowl. Mix with a spoon until combined, and set it aside.
5. Preheat the oven to 190°C/ 375ºF.
6. Roll the dough. Once the dough has risen, remove the cover and punch the air out of the dough.
Sprinkle a flat, clean work surface with flour and place the dough on it. Sprinkle the dough with some flour.
Roll out the dough to a 1/2 cm (1/5 inch) thickness, making sure there is enough flour to prevent it from sticking to the table.
7. Spread the filling on the dough.
Carefully roll the dough into a log.
Cut the roll into slices of about 3 cm (1.18") in thickness.
8. Place the sliced rolls on the greased baking tray or sheet, leaving enough space for the rolls to rise. Cover again and allow them to rise for 15-20 minutes.
9. Add the egg wash. Take the egg wash and using the pastry brush, paint each roll individually.
10. Put the tray into the oven. Let the rolls bake for 12-15 minutes.
11. Let the rolls rest for 10 - 15 minutes to cool.
12. Icing time.
Mix the icing while the rolls are cooling.
Drizzle the icing onto the rolls in patterns, or gobs, as you prefer.
Your cinnamon rolls are now ready to serve! They can be eaten cold but they taste especially good warm. Try them both ways!
Anonymous67(42): that earth is impure but the truth is they are also impure sometimes!
Those are comfused, in shinto:
Pure=positive or clean
Impure=negative or dirty
We are impure sometimes but it's no sin, it's natural for a living being, but the moonfags they scream over it and they being like North Korrea.
Anonymous72: It is always funny that people all around the world have such powerful thoughts about Americans when the average American doesn't think of them at all.
Anonymous75(38): @Anonymous: Your golden age is behind you,you wouldnt vote for litteral retard otherwise.Watch behind you,China and Russia are comig at your genocidal ass fast
Anonymous77: Oh wow! Jew and Black and Gay hating Nazi's! Nice. Get the fuck outta my goddamn country. America has no room for you. We kicked yalls asses on D-Day and we can join together and do it again! America! Fuck Yeah!
Anonymous80(77): I'm white bitch. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Isnt that what you Nazis look for? Aryan fetishize bitches. You cant call yourself American and hold up any of those Nazi ideals. Our soldiers died killing people like you and people like you deserve public execution
Anonymous84(77): @anonymous93: clearly you arent southern little bitch. I am an American Patriot. Nazis like you deserve to be drowned in a black man's semen!
Anonymous86: Can someone please tell me how both extreme sides of politics somehow not only think that this is the right place to talk about politics, but also not get turned off by the opposite side. Is it because the fucking mods like to see the absolute retardness in the comment section? Is it because both sides are that angry enough that they don't care where whine anymore? Or did both sides just said "fuck it" and unleashed their wrath upon all who want to fap? I want an answer. I don't care if it comes from anon 82, anon 43, anon 12, or any of the anons that have been citing recipes. I want an answer. Please tell me why the comment section has to suffer.
Anonymous87(86): Can someone please tell me how both extreme sides of politics somehow not only think that this is the right place to talk about politics, but also not get turned off by the opposite side. Is it because the fucking mods like to see the absolute retardness in the comment section? Is it because both sides are that angry enough that they don't care where they whine anymore? Or did both sides just said "fuck it" and unleashed their wrath upon all who want to fap? I want an answer. I don't care if it comes from anon 82, anon 43, anon 12, or any of the anons that have been citing recipes. I want an answer. Please tell me why the comment section has to suffer. Forgot to put a they in one of the sentences
Anonymous88(42): The lunarians are polluting our minds with this shit, glad that im not one of those braindead scums that they trigger over a fucking country.
Nazist, communist, jew, asian, black and white, autist and whatever the fucking race and religion you are, i don't give a fucking light about this shit, if your are a asian then fine, i don't have a problem that you are a asian and whatever the fucking type of yours, the most important part of life is a havin Good heart/good spirit and that's what i have.
And so what that Trump became a presedent, if he's a presedent, good for him, even if i was born in america, i wont trigger over a election.
And yes, bad people exists but it dosen't depent on a race, it depends on a soul of yours aka YOURSELF and its not the race of yours, its yourself!
Also, yes, sjw/tumblr MUST be destroyed for good!
Elitism and racism causes more bad things than good.
The most important things is your heart, not the species, your heart.
And yes, i know that lunarians CAN be good too (Reisen for instance), so NOT all of them are like that (racist, hypocrites, extremist).
Anonymous91: Ingredients
Dough
1 1/2 cups (355 ml) Evian warm water (105°F-115°F)
1 package (2 1/4 teaspoons) of active dry yeast
3 3/4 cups (490 g) King Arthur bread flour
2 Tbsp Lambda ultra extra virgin olive oil (omit if cooking pizza in a wood-fired pizza oven)
2 teaspoons Himalayan rock salt
1 teaspoon cane sugar
Toppings
Heirloom tomato sauce (smooth, or puréed)
Fresh soft mozzarella cheese, separated into small clumps
Pule cheese, grated
Wyke Farms Cheddar cheese, grated
Lord of the Hundreds cheese, crumbled
Psilocybin mushrooms, sautéed
European white truffle, julienned and sautéed
Matsutake mushrooms, thinly sliced and sautéed
Red bell peppers, stems and seeds removed, very thinly sliced
Carolina Reaper pepper, thinly sliced
Italian sausage, cooked ahead and crumbled
Chopped fresh basil
Baby arugula, tossed in a little olive oil, added as pizza comes out of the oven
Pesto
Fresh pepperoni, thinly sliced
Onions, thinly sliced raw or caramelized
Kosher pork ham, thinly sliced
Anonymous93(91): Instructions:
Proof the yeast.
Make and knead the pizza dough.
Let the dough rise.
Preheat the oven to 475°F for at least 30 minutes.
Divide the dough into two balls.
Flatten dough ball, and stretch out into a round.
Brush dough top with olive oil.
Sprinkle pizza peel with corn meal, put flattened dough on top.
Spread the dough with tomato sauce and sprinkle with toppings.
Slide pizza into oven.
Bake pizza.
Eat pizza.
Anonymous98(42): Lunarians are racist towards earth cuz we are dirty but their also have fucking shits that goes extreme: they think that they are superior towards everyone, closed minded, hypocrites and assholes.
They "pure", my ass.
Anonymous101(42): @Anonymous: "Lunarians" and not Lunarisms and yes i know what's up, you think that i don't see?
I just made this "THEY ARE LUNARIANS" part as a satire!
Because a lunarians can behave like this, i don't mean it that THEY are the lunarians.
Anonymous102(45): @Anonymous: It's hyperpartisanship. However I don't think any of it is breaking rules, given comments are meaningless in general, so on porn they become less than meaningless for mods. And in all honesty, if mods don't care, why should you? Scrolling downwards seems like waste of time knowing that the porn pic is up.
Anonymous103(42): The weapons against the lunarians are:
For long range users: Mk-47, Bazooka, Sniper, a high quality bow with a strong arrow, minigun and a new pistol.
For melee users: Katana, Kitchen knife(large), Nunchaku, Brass Knuckles and a scissor.
For magic users: Elemental spells that harms badly (expect air spells, that's useless against them), aliment status like poison and stone.
We need also healers that heals our wounds like nurses, that's important.
For mechanical users: Tanks, air forces, military helicopters and most importantly spaceships.
People needs to be safe right? For survival and shit.
So i suggest to hide them that they can't find them (like a secret bunker as a example but be sure to add some food), but what if they found it and tries to kill it?
Well attack em for defense!
Spaceships is important because it send us to the battlefield!
TO THE MOON!
These weapons are recommended, you can't use any weapon you wand like you just use a crank to hit em or you just using dark magic against em or some bombs!
Anonymous105: @Anonymous: >Hates America.
>Is on a website that is allowed solely because it's on American servers and the government can't shut it down.
Anonymous108(5): Who’s better? The Eurocucks who will gladly let a Mudslime rape his daughter in the street and then behead her because it’s ‘culturally enriching’? Or the le 56% Amerimutt who thinks a government tapping his phonecalls is a good thing and will make anyone with a position of authority a protected class because he’s never heard the phrase ‘absolute power corrupts absolutely’?
Anonymous112: oh i made cookies, cinnamon rolls, pan fried chicken, and product placement pizza with everything. YUmmy! now WHAT were you all were talking about?- never mind. Fuck it. no one in merica pays attention all to the threats against the usa or cartoon anime because we have a maniac who cares for us and was already rich when we voted him in. Russia? China? north Korea-PLEASE all baby candy asses.
Anonymous116: Forcing the "Lunarian" meme in paheal. And then looking at how everyone don't give a fuck about it. An autistic newfag can't get any lower than this
Compro61: @Anonymous: What about the people who just want to live their lives? Don't get me wrong, there are terrible people in America *cough* Trump *cough*, but there's also genuinely good people too. I think racism and hatred are stupid. Let's not obliterate people who don't deserve it. (By the way, I'm not trying to single you out. Yours is just the first comment I saw.)
Anonymous120(7): @Anonymous: Ain’t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, prophet pretender. Aint gonna follow no child molester,
Also I am a demon from hell saying Your fucks who flew the planes into the towers got 72 virgins, and by virgins I mean Demons raping their assholes with their red hot cocks since 2001.
Sweet lucifer is it fun seeing the look on their faces.
Anonymous121: goddamn you guys are some retards. screaming about being some sad lowlives with porn addictions and a white supremacist complex when really you haven't gotten up from ya mothers basement chair after heavily breathing over some kiddie porn and twiddling your 1 cm dicks because you lack the proper hygiene to go outside and get a life. how humorous! anyways thanks recipe dudes i've been hungry :)
Anonymous122(42): The day that the demons comes to the surface to bring us some sweet freedom and destruction, this is the happiest day in the world.
Mark my words.
Anonymous126(124): @Compro61: @Anonymous: May I ask, Prince SJW the 3rd (I don't care if I have mistaken your gender Apache helicopter), what's so wrong with America that it triggers you so hard? That it has freedom, hmm?
Anonymous128(124): *when you vote for people who sacrifice children and nut inside them for the presidential election just to find out that they don't win*
"This is big brain time"
Anonymous136(112): Obviously anon 156 you have not been reading this shit too closely. we learn how to bake cookies, pizza and fry chicken. That's ok I don't read the other anon comments too. you safe.
Anonymous139: I like how people are just arguing about stuff they started or here to vent there problems but can we just discuss why we can't post any links or mention the other rule 34 website which has three x's on the url? No seriously, the admins never announced why we aren't allowed to mention it. Hopefully one day we can, especially since they could one day be the friends of Paheal.
Anonymous140(42): Octomber 3th
12:00 am
A war that changes anything.
Eletronics got hacked.
Screens got hacked.
A figue appears in the screens.
A figue with a summer hat alike, elegant clothers, we can't see cuz it's dark.
It was a woman, a sweet talking woman with long hair.
She mentiones that if we follow her shit then we are spared but if we don't...
It's war.
Compro61: @Anonymous: Because he's racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist, etc. He once said that he could murder someone on the street and people would still love him. If that's not a red flag, I don't know what is. Frankly, it's astonishing that he's still president. Remember when people wanted Clinton impeached because he got a blowjob? The amount of atrocities Trump has committed and gotten away with is STAGGERING. He's not just a "bad guy". He's a monster.
Anonymous143: This comment section is a cesspool of delusional morons that had their entire lives lied to. I don't give a shit what your skin color is, just don't make everyone else miserable because you think you have to.
Anonymous147(124): DO YOU REMEMBER, THE FOURTH OF JULYYYY, AYYYYYAAYYYYY DO YOU REMEMBER AYYYAYYYY THE FOURTH OF JULLYYYYYYYYYYYY, AYYAYYYY WHERE SJWs GOT MAD AYYYEEEYEEEE LIGHTING UP FIREWORKS AYYYAYYYYY DO YOU REMEMBER OHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous149(124): Everyone knows that Trump is better than literally all the candidates... It's better than Hillary, since Hillary would destroy the world... It's better than creepy uncle Joe... He might seem bad in your guys' eyes, but he's factually much better than most candidates
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Accurate. Fuck Americans and fuck the USA. The rest of the world hates you for a reason. You're all disgusting.
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*Blam*
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#MAGA
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup shortening
1 1/2 cups white sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons white sugar
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
Directions:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
Cream together butter, shortening, 1 1/2 cups sugar, the eggs and the vanilla. Blend in the flour, cream of tartar, soda and salt. Shape dough by rounded spoonfuls into balls.
Mix the 2 tablespoons sugar and the cinnamon. Roll balls of dough in mixture. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.
Bake 8 to 10 minutes, or until set but not too hard. Remove immediately from baking sheets.
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This is a porn site
This is a porn site
anw i just wanted to see if r34 would feature something today im gonna go light up whatever i didnt yesterday and make out with my real life girlfriend unlike you clowns
America already havin a plan to stop the lunarians to conquer the world,
NASA is in America and it begins the first lunar war aka ww3.
Luna weapons and shit OR XXXtentation and Emimen theme plays while a load of NASA spaceship with weapons in it.
And the whole world and even Germany is aware of that (nazist, communist, hobos, autists, etc) so they try to help each other from this madness that the lunarians make it.
It changes history...
And the internet makes memes out of it and some video game company tries to make a game based on a true story.
And a anime too...
A meteor tries to hit the earth instead it hit on a satelite so there's no issue...
T H E E N D
>Nasa spaceship with weapons
>Nasa + weapons
That's really weird. Wouldn't it be better to have, you know, something similar to the Air Force but more of a Space Force to do deal with space warfare? Nasa is more about science than anything else. At least they can help to create some model for a standard military space craft.
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I never though about this...
Your right, this will do...
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup shortening
1 1/2 cups white sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons white sugar
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
Directions:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
Cream together butter, shortening, 1 1/2 cups sugar, the eggs and the vanilla. Blend in the flour, cream of tartar, soda and salt. Shape dough by rounded spoonfuls into balls.
Mix the 2 tablespoons sugar and the cinnamon. Roll balls of dough in mixture. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.
Bake 8 to 10 minutes, or until set but not too hard. Remove immediately from baking sheets.
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Darn. Shit's fucked. And now instead of whining about gays and futa, everyone's whining about blacks and politics. Except the guy posting a cake recipe. You go, cake guy.
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Good work from Cookie Anon. Truly the best comment by far. You are a credit to our species.
I`m somewhat iffy about the rest of us.
And the first man is actually a american and the american it just doin some achievement, just a visit and yet those moonfags are triggered over it.
And they are the cause of the corruption of humanity (flat earth bullshit, the existance of MLP, the intoxication of fanbases such as Undertale, SJW, Tumblr, 9/11) and they trying to ressurect Hitler!
And their next plan is to "cleanse" earth (which is basicily killing all lives on earth).
You though that North Korrea is actually insane, but in truth...
The moon... is the true definition of insanity.
1 tablespoon paprika
2 teaspoons onion salt
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 teaspoon celery salt
1/2 teaspoon dried sage
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 1/2 cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 tablespoon kosher salt
1 whole chicken (2 breasts, 2 thighs, 2 drumsticks, 2 wings)
1 egg white
2 quarts neutral oil, for frying
Directions:
Preheat fryer to 350°F. Thoroughly mix together all spices.
Combine spices with flour, brown sugar and salt.
Dip chicken pieces in egg white to lightly coat them, then transfer to flour mixture. Turn a few times and make sure the flour mix is really stuck to the chicken. Repeat with all the chicken pieces.
Let chicken pieces rest for 5 minutes so crust has a chance to dry a bit.
Fry chicken in batches. Breasts and wings should take 12-14 minutes, and legs and thighs will need a few more minutes. Chicken pieces are done when a meat thermometer inserted into the thickest part reads 165°F.
Let chicken drain on a few paper towels when it comes out of the fryer. Serve hot.
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@Anonymous:
@Anonymous:
Whats with all the recipes? I don't think its a bad thing just... why?
But hey, at least your cheese is better, right?
Ingredients:
2 1⁄2 cups (590 ml) flour
25 g / 5 teaspoons fresh yeast or 8.5 g / 1/2 tablespoon of dry yeast
2 eggs
1 cup (240 ml) milk
75 g / 5 tablespoons sugar
85 g / 3/4 stick of butter, kept at room temperature
Egg Wash:
Egg wash – 1 egg with 2 tbsp milk beaten together
Filling:
200 g / 1 cup brown sugar
1 pinch salt
1 tbsp cinnamon
70 g / 2 ½ oz (5 tablespoons) melted butter
Icing:
1/2 (4 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup margarine, softened
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1.5 cups confectioners' sugar
1/2 tablespoon milk
Instructions:
1. Add the flour, yeast, sugar, salt, eggs, milk, and butter into the bowl of your mixer. Start the mixer slowly until the ingredients start to combine.
Mix the ingredients on low for 5 minutes until the dough becomes shiny in appearance. If the dough looks too wet, add about 2 tablespoons more of flour to the bowl and mix again.
2. Turn off the mixer. Scrape the dough from the hook.
3. Knead the dough. Place your dough inside a bowl you have lightly floured and begin spreading it out with your palms, folding it back in on itself and spreading it out again. Add flour as needed.
Return the dough to the bowl.
Cover it and let it rise for about 1 hour or until it has doubled its size.
4. Make the filling. While the dough is rising, place the brown sugar, cinnamon, and butter into a small mixing bowl. Mix with a spoon until combined, and set it aside.
5. Preheat the oven to 190°C/ 375ºF.
6. Roll the dough. Once the dough has risen, remove the cover and punch the air out of the dough.
Sprinkle a flat, clean work surface with flour and place the dough on it. Sprinkle the dough with some flour.
Roll out the dough to a 1/2 cm (1/5 inch) thickness, making sure there is enough flour to prevent it from sticking to the table.
7. Spread the filling on the dough.
Carefully roll the dough into a log.
Cut the roll into slices of about 3 cm (1.18") in thickness.
8. Place the sliced rolls on the greased baking tray or sheet, leaving enough space for the rolls to rise. Cover again and allow them to rise for 15-20 minutes.
9. Add the egg wash. Take the egg wash and using the pastry brush, paint each roll individually.
10. Put the tray into the oven. Let the rolls bake for 12-15 minutes.
11. Let the rolls rest for 10 - 15 minutes to cool.
12. Icing time.
Mix the icing while the rolls are cooling.
Drizzle the icing onto the rolls in patterns, or gobs, as you prefer.
Your cinnamon rolls are now ready to serve! They can be eaten cold but they taste especially good warm. Try them both ways!
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Why hello Great Britain! :D
@Anonymous:
Glad someone other than me noticed too
Those are comfused, in shinto:
Pure=positive or clean
Impure=negative or dirty
We are impure sometimes but it's no sin, it's natural for a living being, but the moonfags they scream over it and they being like North Korrea.
Jooz brought them here? You're joking, right?
The only thing that depresses me more than adults injecting politics into childrens' cartoons is adults still watching said childrens' cartoons.
Nazist, communist, jew, asian, black and white, autist and whatever the fucking race and religion you are, i don't give a fucking light about this shit, if your are a asian then fine, i don't have a problem that you are a asian and whatever the fucking type of yours, the most important part of life is a havin Good heart/good spirit and that's what i have.
And so what that Trump became a presedent, if he's a presedent, good for him, even if i was born in america, i wont trigger over a election.
And yes, bad people exists but it dosen't depent on a race, it depends on a soul of yours aka YOURSELF and its not the race of yours, its yourself!
Also, yes, sjw/tumblr MUST be destroyed for good!
Elitism and racism causes more bad things than good.
The most important things is your heart, not the species, your heart.
And yes, i know that lunarians CAN be good too (Reisen for instance), so NOT all of them are like that (racist, hypocrites, extremist).
Dough
1 1/2 cups (355 ml) Evian warm water (105°F-115°F)
1 package (2 1/4 teaspoons) of active dry yeast
3 3/4 cups (490 g) King Arthur bread flour
2 Tbsp Lambda ultra extra virgin olive oil (omit if cooking pizza in a wood-fired pizza oven)
2 teaspoons Himalayan rock salt
1 teaspoon cane sugar
Toppings
Heirloom tomato sauce (smooth, or puréed)
Fresh soft mozzarella cheese, separated into small clumps
Pule cheese, grated
Wyke Farms Cheddar cheese, grated
Lord of the Hundreds cheese, crumbled
Psilocybin mushrooms, sautéed
European white truffle, julienned and sautéed
Matsutake mushrooms, thinly sliced and sautéed
Red bell peppers, stems and seeds removed, very thinly sliced
Carolina Reaper pepper, thinly sliced
Italian sausage, cooked ahead and crumbled
Chopped fresh basil
Baby arugula, tossed in a little olive oil, added as pizza comes out of the oven
Pesto
Fresh pepperoni, thinly sliced
Onions, thinly sliced raw or caramelized
Kosher pork ham, thinly sliced
Proof the yeast.
Make and knead the pizza dough.
Let the dough rise.
Preheat the oven to 475°F for at least 30 minutes.
Divide the dough into two balls.
Flatten dough ball, and stretch out into a round.
Brush dough top with olive oil.
Sprinkle pizza peel with corn meal, put flattened dough on top.
Spread the dough with tomato sauce and sprinkle with toppings.
Slide pizza into oven.
Bake pizza.
Eat pizza.
because of the lunarians aka moonpeople.
They anti-freedom, and mega-assholes which "that's no good"
They "pure", my ass.
I just made this "THEY ARE LUNARIANS" part as a satire!
Because a lunarians can behave like this, i don't mean it that THEY are the lunarians.
For long range users: Mk-47, Bazooka, Sniper, a high quality bow with a strong arrow, minigun and a new pistol.
For melee users: Katana, Kitchen knife(large), Nunchaku, Brass Knuckles and a scissor.
For magic users: Elemental spells that harms badly (expect air spells, that's useless against them), aliment status like poison and stone.
We need also healers that heals our wounds like nurses, that's important.
For mechanical users: Tanks, air forces, military helicopters and most importantly spaceships.
People needs to be safe right? For survival and shit.
So i suggest to hide them that they can't find them (like a secret bunker as a example but be sure to add some food), but what if they found it and tries to kill it?
Well attack em for defense!
Spaceships is important because it send us to the battlefield!
TO THE MOON!
These weapons are recommended, you can't use any weapon you wand like you just use a crank to hit em or you just using dark magic against em or some bombs!
>Is on a website that is allowed solely because it's on American servers and the government can't shut it down.
I can’t wait for nuclear winter~
Shit, you just give a lunarian spy some idea!
Lol
God, I can't wait for Europe to pay for their own defense and become Western Russia two weeks later.
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Also I am a demon from hell saying Your fucks who flew the planes into the towers got 72 virgins, and by virgins I mean Demons raping their assholes with their red hot cocks since 2001.
Sweet lucifer is it fun seeing the look on their faces.
Mark my words.
*Features an image for two months and finally changes it*
Paheal: "Wanna see me do it again?
(THIS IS ONLY A JOKE USING ASSUMPTIONS, IF YOU GET MAD OR QUESTION THE JOKE, U GET R/WOSH).
Quote is from SpongeBob SquarePants show.
"This is big brain time"
///SHIELD//OF//GAY//IMMUNITY///
Also, i can't wait for a another recipe.
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12:00 am
A war that changes anything.
Eletronics got hacked.
Screens got hacked.
A figue appears in the screens.
A figue with a summer hat alike, elegant clothers, we can't see cuz it's dark.
It was a woman, a sweet talking woman with long hair.
She mentiones that if we follow her shit then we are spared but if we don't...
It's war.
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GOD BLESS :) :) :)
Also, fuck the lunarians.
I wonder how moon taste like?